{"id":390,"date":"2021-04-29T17:35:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:42","slug":"email-del-29-de-abril-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/04\/29\/email-del-29-de-abril-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de abril 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Ivea7AohMp4\/YIrtpMPMG7I\/AAAAAAAAssM\/Qd2A7T4bdG093fozkRIAhKcq6jCDbmKnQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1000\/EwudPmIVoAQ3TXK.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1000\" data-original-width=\"1000\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/EwudPmIVoAQ3TXK.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-391\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Piero Manzoni. <i>Artist shit <\/i>(1961)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Siempre he sufrido cierto grado de trastorno obsesivo, por esa raz\u00f3n, la primera vez que tuve una idea genital me qued\u00e9 francamente asombrado. En realidad yo solo buscaba una idea genial, pero algo sucedi\u00f3 en mi c\u00f3rtex y la representaci\u00f3n mental se transform\u00f3 en una compulsi\u00f3n gen\u00e9sica que concluy\u00f3 cuando me puse primero encima, y al cabo de un cuarto de hora debajo de Roc\u00edo \u00ab<i>pusy wide open<\/i>\u00bb Garc\u00eda, la trabajadora del sexo que ofrec\u00eda sus servicios disfrazados bajo el ep\u00edgrafe \u00abvendo acumulador de org\u00f3n\u00bb en Walapop y que luego se convirti\u00f3 en mi mujer, tres a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde en mi exmujer, y recientemente en la archienemiga que se quiere apropiar de todas mis posesiones materiales, aduciendo que su actual ocupaci\u00f3n como maniblaj no le da para vivir dignamente. Por cierto, cuando mi abogado matrimonialista me coment\u00f3 lo de su profesi\u00f3n actual, maniblaj, se me ocurri\u00f3 contestarle \u00abque por m\u00ed como si intentaba un triple pedicoj dentro de un troj con un cambuj en el rostro\u00bb, aunque para mi asombro ni se carcaje\u00f3 ni me pregunt\u00f3 por las definiciones de las palabrejas, que por cierto existen en el idioma castellano.<\/p>\n<p>Cambiando de materia, recordar\u00e1s que en alg\u00fan email te he hablado de mis dos conjuntos de mierdas psic\u00f3ticas: las claramente estructuradas y las claramente desestructuradas. Pues bien, me siento henchido de gozo al presentarte el nuevo conjunto al que he denominado \u00abconjunto de mierdas psic\u00f3ticas oscuramente estructuradas\u00bb. Y no solo eso, actualmente estoy dise\u00f1ando un cuarto conjunto de mierdas psic\u00f3ticas oscuramente desestructuradas que ver\u00e1n la luz entre julio y septiembre. Si Dios quiere.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Greg Bundy&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Piero Manzoni. Artist shit (1961) Amiga: Siempre he sufrido cierto grado de trastorno obsesivo, por esa raz\u00f3n, la primera vez que tuve una idea genital me qued\u00e9 francamente asombrado. En realidad yo solo buscaba una idea genial, pero algo sucedi\u00f3 en mi c\u00f3rtex y la representaci\u00f3n mental se transform\u00f3 en una compulsi\u00f3n gen\u00e9sica que 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