{"id":3903,"date":"2023-03-11T18:41:53","date_gmt":"2023-03-11T18:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3903"},"modified":"2023-03-13T17:00:50","modified_gmt":"2023-03-13T17:00:50","slug":"email-totalmente-antifallero-del-11-de-marzo-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/03\/11\/email-totalmente-antifallero-del-11-de-marzo-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email (TOTALMENTE ANTIFALLERO) del 11 de marzo 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"327\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/2839597240147973.jpg?resize=327%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3904\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/2839597240147973.jpg?resize=327%2C400&amp;ssl=1 327w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/2839597240147973.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 327px) 100vw, 327px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Amparo Salvador Martinez. (Desconozco el t\u00edtulo de esta puta mierda de cuadro)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Querida:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dicen que Jes\u00fas de Nazaret visit\u00f3 Valencia (entonces llamada <em>Valentia Edetanorum<\/em>) en el a\u00f1o 24 y que tras comerse un par de raciones de paella se sinti\u00f3 tan extraordinariamente satisfecho que grit\u00f3 al cielo \u201c<em>Estic fart, ja no puc m\u00e9s. \u00a1Cague en la mare que et va parir, aix\u00f2 est\u00e0 reb\u00f3!<\/em>\u201d. Seg\u00fan una facci\u00f3n de historiadores de la terreta, el idioma valenciano fue inventado por Jesucristo tras llegar a una especie de transverberaci\u00f3n m\u00edstica despu\u00e9s de que la cuchara de madera pulida descubriera pegado al fondo el sabroso socarrat. Y que su pasi\u00f3n por dicha exquisitez le trastorn\u00f3 tanto que para su regreso a Galilea contrat\u00f3 los servicios de Cayo Lucius Aulus, el mercader de arroces en su punto justo, para que le hiciera llegar sus delicias favoritas cada cierto tiempo. Sin embargo la asociaci\u00f3n dur\u00f3 poco, pues tras no cobrar ninguno de sus pedidos, Cayo Lucius se cas\u00f3 consigo mismo y acab\u00f3 encerrado en un <em>insanis domum<\/em> donde termin\u00f3 sus d\u00edas intentando musicalizar su poema <em>Imbecillitas mentis<\/em>. En cuanto a Jes\u00fas, bueno, todos sabemos c\u00f3mo acab\u00f3 todo\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esta historia est\u00e1 patrocinada por Arroces Marianela Alborch e Hijos. Ma\u00f1ana, si todav\u00eda no ha acabado conmigo ning\u00fan fallero en serie, te contar\u00e9 otra similar. Hasta entonces te deseo lo mejor, por supuesto dentro de una determinada regularidad. Me consta que los hijos de Marianela te desean lo mismo. Marianela Alborch no te desea nada porque falleci\u00f3 hace 18 a\u00f1os cuando perdi\u00f3 el equilibrio, cay\u00f3 dentro de una paella gigante y se sofri\u00f3 durante las celebraciones de las Fallas tailandesas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Greg L\u00f3pez Alborch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querida: Dicen que Jes\u00fas de Nazaret visit\u00f3 Valencia (entonces llamada Valentia Edetanorum) en el a\u00f1o 24 y que tras comerse un par de raciones de paella se sinti\u00f3 tan extraordinariamente satisfecho que grit\u00f3 al cielo \u201cEstic fart, ja no puc m\u00e9s. \u00a1Cague en la mare que et va parir, aix\u00f2 est\u00e0 reb\u00f3!\u201d. Seg\u00fan una facci\u00f3n [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3903"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3909,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903\/revisions\/3909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}