{"id":3924,"date":"2023-03-22T15:46:06","date_gmt":"2023-03-22T15:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3924"},"modified":"2023-03-22T15:46:06","modified_gmt":"2023-03-22T15:46:06","slug":"email-del-22-de-marzo-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/03\/22\/email-del-22-de-marzo-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de marzo 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"291\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/restricted.jpg?resize=291%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3925\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/restricted.jpg?resize=291%2C400&amp;ssl=1 291w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/restricted.jpg?w=437&amp;ssl=1 437w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Edvard Munch. <em>Sick mood at sunset despair <\/em>(1892)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi frustraci\u00f3n\u00b9 como despotricador, o mejor dicho, la etiolog\u00eda de este hecho singular, unida a la necesidad m\u00e1s o menos forzosa de resolver cuanto antes algunos de los desbarajustes que desde diferentes \u00e1ngulos, algunos de ellos imposibles, me atosigan como t\u00e1banos circunstanciales, me ha llevado a afirmar en multitud de ocasiones que la existencia, o eso que algunos bienaventurados profesionales denominan \u00abrealidad\u00bb, es un disparate complejo, decepcionante y absurdo. Sin embargo no voy a tratar ahora de contradecir esas ideas ecu\u00e1nimes, aunque estoy convencido de que eso quiz\u00e1 me har\u00eda m\u00e1s interesante, o por lo menos, m\u00e1s furiosamente rebatible, pues ser\u00eda demasiado sencillo considerar que mi insurrecci\u00f3n subjetiva es el resultado de un proceso is\u00f3crono e interno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Odio admitirlo, pero si realmente existiera un autor omnisciente que hubiera escrito cada uno de los errores argumentales que han terminado por encerrarme en esta maldita erg\u00e1stula de por vida, y que al mismo tiempo pudiera convertirse en el \u00fanico receptor para los miles de insultos enconados e imprecaciones sanguificadas que se me ocurren, entonces, es posible que mi amargura huera y desgalichada se transformara en j\u00fabilo, pompa y esplendor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Llegados a este punto tan solemne, me gustar\u00eda que cualquier atisbo de majestuosidad ampulosa, falsedad subliminal o ausencia total de ingenio y empat\u00eda que se\u00e1is capaces de percibir en este texto intencionadamente imperfecto os exploten en la puta cara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(1) <\/em>Achuco Delasaca escribi\u00f3 su obra maestra <em>Ensayos preternaturales acerca del fracaso a la sombra de un ciruelo<\/em> bajo la copa de un cerezo. Obviamente la dendrolog\u00eda no era su fuerte. Ni falta que le hac\u00eda pues, aparte de ser mi mentor y amigo hasta el mismo d\u00eda de su muerte, fue un magn\u00edfico jiujitsuista mental exento de fobias. A \u00e9l est\u00e1 dedicada esta dem\u00e9rita y caprichosa minidespotricaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi frustraci\u00f3n\u00b9 como despotricador, o mejor dicho, la etiolog\u00eda de este hecho singular, unida a la necesidad m\u00e1s o menos forzosa de resolver cuanto antes algunos de los desbarajustes que desde diferentes \u00e1ngulos, algunos de ellos imposibles, me atosigan como t\u00e1banos circunstanciales, me ha llevado a afirmar en multitud de ocasiones que la existencia, o 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