{"id":398,"date":"2021-03-30T17:56:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-30T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:44","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:44","slug":"email-del-30-de-marzo-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/03\/30\/email-del-30-de-marzo-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de marzo 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-a9bgLutvMyw\/YGNked63clI\/AAAAAAAAsa4\/_zpYk_Zjy982wTMnPx8kgvYJ38QyFS9jACLcBGAsYHQ\/s451\/cine-17.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"325\" data-original-width=\"451\" height=\"289\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/cine-17.jpg?resize=400%2C289&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-399\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco Toledo. <i>Los cuadernos de la mierda <\/i>(20th century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><b>Nota: El siguiente texto ha sido etiquetado como \u00abfrancamente desagradable\u00bb por la Congregaci\u00f3n Religiosa de las Hermanas del <i>Sanctum Pr\u00e6putium<\/i>.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1En aquella \u00e9poca todav\u00eda me encantaba defecar en el monte! Ahora solo me quedan los recuerdos. \u00a1Y la libreta donde manuscrib\u00ed mis sentimientos despu\u00e9s de cada una de las deposiciones! La primera vez que cagu\u00e9 metido de lleno en la naturaleza fue el 23 de febrero de 1980, aunque el texto correspondiente fue garrapateado dos d\u00edas m\u00e1s tarde:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abLa porci\u00f3n de excremento amazacotado expelida de una sola vez y con una \u00fanica contracci\u00f3n del esf\u00ednter anal cay\u00f3 sobre los majuelos, parietarias y celidonias. Luego intent\u00e9 limpiarme con avidez el trasero, aunque un repelente t\u00e1bano rayado me complic\u00f3 tanto la acci\u00f3n como la reacci\u00f3n y tuve que contentarme con un aseo bastante poco decente\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Pero, por favor, no pens\u00e9is que voy a divagar en este rid\u00edculo textito sobre dicha actividad art\u00edstica, pues evacuar implica, ciertamente, talento y actitud favorable. En realidad siempre he sido muy \u00abm\u00edo\u00bb para con mis funciones corporales excrementales. Nunca he contado a nadie ni una palabra acerca de mis miedos, mis dolores o mi fragilidad sensitiva tras una p\u00fatrida licuaci\u00f3n.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Escribo sobre la mierda porque, b\u00e1sicamente, la existencia humana se me antoja una \u00eddem. Aunque en ocasiones me desv\u00edo del tema y escribo sobre tipos y tipas m\u00e1s o menos diferentes y que habitaron o habitan en la capital donde nac\u00ed. Es bastante famoso el texto que dediqu\u00e9 a la \u00absuccionadora de glandes del Cabanyal\u00bb, una treinta\u00f1era que hac\u00eda muy bien lo que m\u00e1s le gustaba y que a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde se cambiar\u00eda de sexo y de barrio y lleg\u00f3 a ser conocido como el \u00absuccionador de b\u00e1lanos de Malvarrosa\u00bb. Pero volviendo al tema principal de esta divagaci\u00f3n medioambiental, \u00bfsab\u00edais que un gramo de mierda humana contiene cientos de miles de virus y bacterias? \u00bfY que dos gramos de mierda equivalen en peso a las ganancias netas de un recolector de jud\u00edas de \u00abmarama\u00bb en Namibia? \u00bfExiste alguna raz\u00f3n que nos lleve a concluir que la mierda, como una idea residual compuesta por m\u00faltiples elementos, es af\u00edn a su propia objetividad imparcial?<\/p>\n<p>De igual manera que el erudito distingue entre la naturaleza del conocimiento y su propia condici\u00f3n replicativa, yo soy capaz de discernir entre una caca notable y un simple bo\u00f1igo meramente satisfactorio. \u00a1Y eso, se mire como se mire, es m\u00e1s de lo que nunca llegar\u00e9 a so\u00f1ar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Francisco Toledo. Los cuadernos de la mierda (20th century) Nota: El siguiente texto ha sido etiquetado como \u00abfrancamente desagradable\u00bb por la Congregaci\u00f3n Religiosa de las Hermanas del Sanctum Pr\u00e6putium. \u00a1En aquella \u00e9poca todav\u00eda me encantaba defecar en el monte! Ahora solo me quedan los recuerdos. \u00a1Y la libreta donde manuscrib\u00ed mis sentimientos despu\u00e9s de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":399,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/cine-17.jpg?fit=400%2C288&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}