{"id":4017,"date":"2023-05-22T17:19:41","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T17:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=4017"},"modified":"2023-05-22T20:01:16","modified_gmt":"2023-05-22T20:01:16","slug":"email-del-22-de-mayo-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/05\/22\/email-del-22-de-mayo-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de mayo 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"340\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/4065643-HSC00001-7.jpg?resize=340%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/4065643-HSC00001-7.jpg?resize=340%2C400&amp;ssl=1 340w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/4065643-HSC00001-7.jpg?resize=768%2C904&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/4065643-HSC00001-7.jpg?w=770&amp;ssl=1 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Rudolf Kosow. <em>Miracle<\/em> (2018)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heil freund!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Estoy escribiendo una novela corta en la que el personaje principal, un tipo del mont\u00f3n, se masturba desde la p\u00e1gina 4 hasta la 566. A partir de la p\u00e1gina 567, el protagonista contrata a una mujer de vida licenciosa para que le masturbe, ya que se ha vuelto vago de repente. Esa mujer le masturba de varias formas diferentes hasta la p\u00e1gina 984 en que deja de masturbarle por un problema de v\u00e9rtebras. Durante las siguientes 76 p\u00e1ginas nadie masturba al h\u00e9roe, que aburrido de su existencia medita seriamente con suicidarse, pero s\u00fabitamente, es decir a partir de la p\u00e1gina 1060, alguien (un personaje secundario) le regala para su cumplea\u00f1os una m\u00e1quina el\u00e9ctrica masturbadora y \u00e9l vuelve a encontrar un sentido a su existencia, as\u00ed que la utiliza d\u00eda y noche hasta la p\u00e1gina 1226 en que la compa\u00f1\u00eda hidroel\u00e9ctrica le corta el suministro por tener varias facturas pendientes. Presa del p\u00e1nico, el protagonista sale a la calle agitando con un brazo la mano de l\u00e1tex de la m\u00e1quina el\u00e9ctrica masturbadora y cae muerto cuando un polic\u00eda le dispara al confundirlo con un bisonte de la pradera. Todav\u00eda no tengo perfilado el cap\u00edtulo final, pero supongo que ser\u00e1 esperanzador.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un escritor nunca deber\u00eda ser juzgado por sus mejores textos, sino por aquellos que pudiesen provocar el v\u00f3mito a los lectores. De la misma manera, ning\u00fan artista deber\u00eda ser encumbrado sin antes haber sido pisoteado o apaleado y sus obras destruidas total o parcialmente. Cualquier cuadro, fotograf\u00eda, texto literario o film que pudiera encajar en los gustos del p\u00fablico, deber\u00eda ser desencajado con premura, para despu\u00e9s ser encajonado y tirado al mar. Y con ellos, parte de ese p\u00fablico que se dej\u00f3 encajar, pero sin encajonar, empujados de uno en uno desde un suced\u00e1neo de roca Tarpeya construida para esas ocasiones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y ahora me retiro al sof\u00e1, pero no al monoplaza o al biplaza, sino al triplaza. As\u00ed estiro las piernas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Greg Von Benimacletessen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heil freund! Estoy escribiendo una novela corta en la que el personaje principal, un tipo del mont\u00f3n, se masturba desde la p\u00e1gina 4 hasta la 566. A partir de la p\u00e1gina 567, el protagonista contrata a una mujer de vida licenciosa para que le masturbe, ya que se ha vuelto vago de repente. 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