{"id":402,"date":"2021-03-22T20:29:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:52","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:52","slug":"email-del-22-de-marzo-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/03\/22\/email-del-22-de-marzo-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de marzo 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-BYx6kJWv8Ao\/YFj9ooLkpvI\/AAAAAAAAsZQ\/Y9LmoOX0bVQ4sEdyxj64le3tyIpIyvKqwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1536\/AR00047_10.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1534\" data-original-width=\"1536\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/AR00047_10.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-403\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Edward Ruscha. <i>Pay nothing until april <\/i>(2003)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><b>AXA:<\/b> Le informamos que, por motivos de seguridad, esta conversaci\u00f3n ser\u00e1 grabada. Seguros AXA, le atiende Flor Amparo Cabrales. \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 puedo ayudarle?<br \/><b>YO:<\/b> \u00a1Otro puto <i>Nevus rufus<\/i>! \u00a1Me hago jodidamente viejo! Y parece ser que los lunares me obligan a mantener en mi memoria que el tiempo -esa magnitud f\u00edsica, inescrutable, execrable, inconmensurable, abominable, intolerable, vituperable, irreglamentable, censurable, incontrarrestable, refutable, ineluctable, trasmutable, imperscrutable, metaestable, indescifrable y cientos de \u00abables\u00bb y \u00abables\u00bb y m\u00e1s \u00abables\u00bb- es nuestro mayor enemigo, por supuesto, si exceptuamos la eyaculaci\u00f3n precoz o cualquiera de los numerosos ejercicios proped\u00e9uticos relativos a la oblicuidad de la ecl\u00edptica.&nbsp;<br \/><b>AXA:<\/b> Se\u00f1or, no he entendido una palabra. Ha llamado a Seguros AXA. \u00bfPuede decirme su nombre?<br \/><b>YO:<\/b> Es posible que tras d\u00e9cadas de absorci\u00f3n indiscriminada de cristalitos blancos adiamantados haya terminado chamuscando mi viejo y cansado mosco (cerebro en Nadsat). Ya sabe, la farlopa puede convertir a alguien tan magn\u00edfico como yo, y adem\u00e1s, totalmente libre o exento de masculinidad t\u00f3xica, en algo semejante a un tard\u00edgrado aberrado.&nbsp;<br \/><b>AXA:<\/b> Se\u00f1or, lo comprendo perfectamente. Yo tambi\u00e9n he sufrido mucho, pero por favor, \u00bfpodr\u00eda ser tan amable de decirme su nombre?<br \/><b>YO: <\/b>Recuerdo mis primeros intentos. Tambi\u00e9n recuerdo las continuaciones a mis primeros intentos, a los que llamaremos segundos y terceros intentos para distinguirlos de lo primeros. Por supuesto, antes de atreverme a experimentar mis primeros intentos, obligu\u00e9 a alguien a experimentar sus propios primeros intentos, sin embargo la tentativa fue un fiasco, pues el tipo que hizo de cobaya se dedic\u00f3 a experimentar sus propios cuartos intentos y los terceros intentos de la que hab\u00eda sido su amante polaca y que yo no conoc\u00eda.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/><b>AXA: <\/b>Se\u00f1or, me est\u00e1 preocupando. Necesito saber su nombre o por lo menos su n\u00famero de p\u00f3liza para abrir su expediente&#8230;<br \/><b>YO: <\/b>En realidad nunca he llegado a saber qu\u00e9 es lo que se esconde detr\u00e1s de las paredes. Supongo que m\u00e1s paredes. Pero entre todas esas paredes siempre debe haber un espacio que separe esas paredes. Si en lugar de llamarlas paredes optamos por el vocablo tabique, entonces est\u00e1 claro que detr\u00e1s de los tabiques hay m\u00e1s tabiques. Pero entre todas esos tabiques siempre debe haber un espacio que separe esos mismos tabiques. Si no existiese un espacio que separase a los tabiques&#8230; \u00a1Dios! \u00a1No quiero pensar lo que suceder\u00eda si no existiese un espacio que separase a los tabiques.<br \/><b>AXA: <\/b>Le paso con urgencias y autorizaciones m\u00e9dicas de AXA. Que tenga un buen d\u00eda.&nbsp;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Edward Ruscha. Pay nothing until april (2003) AXA: Le informamos que, por motivos de seguridad, esta conversaci\u00f3n ser\u00e1 grabada. Seguros AXA, le atiende Flor Amparo Cabrales. \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 puedo ayudarle?YO: \u00a1Otro puto Nevus rufus! \u00a1Me hago jodidamente viejo! Y parece ser que los lunares me obligan a mantener en mi memoria que el tiempo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":403,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/AR00047_10.jpg?fit=400%2C399&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}