{"id":4069,"date":"2023-06-12T17:11:10","date_gmt":"2023-06-12T17:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=4069"},"modified":"2023-06-12T17:11:10","modified_gmt":"2023-06-12T17:11:10","slug":"email-del-12-de-junio-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/06\/12\/email-del-12-de-junio-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 12 de junio 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/1-improvisation.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4070\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/1-improvisation.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/1-improvisation.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/1-improvisation.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Wassily Kandinsky. <em>Dreamy<\/em> (1913)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Querida:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normalmente mis sue\u00f1os est\u00e1n formados por bucles progresivos saturados de im\u00e1genes y s\u00edmbolos arcanos e incoherentes. De todos esos sue\u00f1os, hay uno que se repite desde la adolescencia. Lo llamo el sue\u00f1o de la almorrana mec\u00e1nica, aunque a veces la almorrana mec\u00e1nica es sustituida por un dedo hiperrefl\u00e9xico el\u00e9ctrico. Intentar\u00e9 resumirlo de la forma m\u00e1s sencilla posible\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Camino por una calle estrecha abarrotada de gente. De repente una almorrana patol\u00f3gica mec\u00e1nica de grado IV totalmente prolapsada y de unos cuatro metros cuadrados baja desde el cielo gracias a un mecanismo imposible de comprender para nuestra naturaleza terrestre e intenta entrar dentro de mis pantalones por una de las perneras con vistas a situarse donde suelen descansar las hemorroides. Debido a su descomunal tama\u00f1o, el tejido submucoso mec\u00e1nico me desgarra el pantal\u00f3n y durante unos segundos la gente puede ver parte de mis test\u00edculos, lo que les produce risa, jolgorio y farra, y a m\u00ed me sumerge -cuando me despierto- en una depresi\u00f3n que suele durar varias semanas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El \u00faltimo psic\u00f3logo al que visit\u00e9 me dijo que no me preocupara, que mientras la almorrana mec\u00e1nica no se sintiera amenazada no me atacar\u00eda, pero que ser\u00eda m\u00e1s seguro para mis sue\u00f1os futuros que llevara siempre conmigo un gran tubo de pomada rectal con acetato de hidrocortisona. Despu\u00e9s me pidi\u00f3 que le abonase los 110 euros de la consulta y me dese\u00f3 suerte, prosperidad y feliz a\u00f1o nuevo, aunque est\u00e1bamos en julio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querida: Normalmente mis sue\u00f1os est\u00e1n formados por bucles progresivos saturados de im\u00e1genes y s\u00edmbolos arcanos e incoherentes. De todos esos sue\u00f1os, hay uno que se repite desde la adolescencia. Lo llamo el sue\u00f1o de la almorrana mec\u00e1nica, aunque a veces la almorrana mec\u00e1nica es sustituida por un dedo hiperrefl\u00e9xico el\u00e9ctrico. Intentar\u00e9 resumirlo de la forma [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4071,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069\/revisions\/4071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}