{"id":408,"date":"2021-03-12T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-12T18:56:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:54","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:54","slug":"email-del-12-de-marzo-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/03\/12\/email-del-12-de-marzo-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 12 de marzo 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-o68RCIMxbyM\/YEu4HnRyC4I\/AAAAAAAAsSw\/cRhWeT0EMSwFNVrjnQ4O0vlpxQU-AJYKQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s800\/eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpbSI6WyJcL2FydHdvcmtcL2ltYWdlRmlsZVwvY2V6YW5uZV9jYWxhdmVyYXMuanBnIiwicmVzaXplLDgwMCJdfQ.9aj_ihay3k-wNa0AfMXn5VojUrV0zCIcLy6ZkUpUZ3c.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"639\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/email-del-12-de-marzo-2021-1422501372.png?resize=400%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-409\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Paul C\u00e9zane. <i>Pyramide des cr\u00e2nes<\/i> (1889)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>El siguiente texto lo escrib\u00ed con la mano derecha. En realidad todos mis textos suelen estar escritos o tecleados con la misma mano. Sin embargo el que leer\u00e1s a continuaci\u00f3n se distingue del resto en que lo escrib\u00ed mientras vomitaba. Cuando acab\u00e9 de arrojar la papa met\u00ed la hoja dentro de la caja de un exfoliante y luego tir\u00e9 de la cadena. Eso sucedi\u00f3 hace m\u00e1s de un a\u00f1o y menos de tres. Solo recuerdo que ten\u00eda ganas de abrir la ventana y gritar a los puntitos negros que caminaban debajo, pero por alg\u00fan motivo me fue totalmente imposible. Ayer fui a embadurnarme la frente con la dichosa crema y encontr\u00e9 el papelito. Ahora ya sabes cada cuanto me paso exfoliante por el rostro.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abCuando intento gritar y por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n soy incapaz de hacerlo. Cuando el vac\u00edo de Bo\u00f6tes en que se ha convertido el interior de mi costrosa cabeza rechaza el tratamiento. Cuando me limpio los dientes con la ayuda de un hacha francisca. Altjeringa. \u00a1Tengo que tirar adelante, como los jodidos lemmings! Altjeringa.&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Me encuentro fuera de m\u00ed, de extranjis. Algunos creen que no es m\u00e1s que otra crisis t\u00f3nico-cl\u00f3nica. Mi espejo refleja mi cara de color oscuro, como si fuera un actor de minstrel. \u00bfAlteringa? Los jodidos lemmings siempre acaban despe\u00f1ados. \u00bfAlteringa?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Cuando intento disfrazar los acrocordones con el r\u00edmel de una mujer inexistente. Cuando mis lamentos suben y bajan como un patern\u00f3ster. Cuando la narguile humeante estalla y el humo desparece. Altjeringa. \u00a1Tengo que tirar adelante, como los jodidos lemmings! Altjeringa\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Paul C\u00e9zane. Pyramide des cr\u00e2nes (1889) Amiga: El siguiente texto lo escrib\u00ed con la mano derecha. En realidad todos mis textos suelen estar escritos o tecleados con la misma mano. Sin embargo el que leer\u00e1s a continuaci\u00f3n se distingue del resto en que lo escrib\u00ed mientras vomitaba. Cuando acab\u00e9 de arrojar la papa met\u00ed 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