{"id":4081,"date":"2023-06-28T16:59:37","date_gmt":"2023-06-28T16:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=4081"},"modified":"2023-06-29T06:10:45","modified_gmt":"2023-06-29T06:10:45","slug":"email-del-28-de-junio-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/06\/28\/email-del-28-de-junio-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de junio 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Yinka-Shonibare-Planets-in-My-Head-Trumpet-Girl.jpg?resize=400%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4082\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Yinka-Shonibare-Planets-in-My-Head-Trumpet-Girl.jpg?resize=400%2C225&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/Yinka-Shonibare-Planets-in-My-Head-Trumpet-Girl.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Yinka Shonibare. <em>Trumpet girl<\/em> (2018)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Recuerdo que de las paredes de su casa colgaban multitud de instrumentos musicales, sobre todo sarrus\u00f3fonos, helicones, heckelfones y fliscornos. Cuando le pregunt\u00e9 si sab\u00eda tocarlos todos se encogi\u00f3 de hombros y puso una cara muy graciosa. Le volv\u00ed a arrojar la pregunta como si fuera un flotador y entonces contest\u00f3 que no, que pertenecieron a su exmarido, un m\u00fasico que toc\u00f3 en algunas de las mejores orquestas sinf\u00f3nicas del planeta. Como yo soy de los que interrogan e interrogan hasta llegar a un punto decididamente odioso, insist\u00ed en conocer el motivo por el que se los hab\u00eda dejado a ella. Su respuesta fue determinante: falleci\u00f3 cuatro a\u00f1os antes, por esa raz\u00f3n me hab\u00eda dicho que eran de su ex. Y a\u00f1adi\u00f3 que si quer\u00eda foll\u00e1rmela, y ve\u00eda en mis ojos que s\u00ed, que me quitara la idea de la cabeza, pues se estaba reconvirtiendo a pasos agigantados en una valiente <em>misoandri\u00e1tica<\/em> (sic). Obviamente yo negu\u00e9 con la cabeza que esa fuera mi intenci\u00f3n, pero ella respondi\u00f3 quit\u00e1ndose la blusa y el sujetador a una velocidad supers\u00f3nica. Luego se despoj\u00f3 del resto de ropa y me orden\u00f3 que le metiera la boquilla de uno de los fliscornos, el que yo quisiera, por la vagina. As\u00ed lo hice, creyendo que era una forma de masturbaci\u00f3n realmente extra\u00f1a, sin embargo, y lo que es m\u00e1s importante, sin solicitarme el nombre de una pieza musical, comenz\u00f3 a tocar un solo extraordinario. \u00a1Con el chichi! Por supuesto, y seg\u00fan me susurr\u00f3 telep\u00e1ticamente, perteneciente al Concierto para fliscorno en re mayor compuesto por Gregory Mazarr\u00f3n, su exmarido y \u00fanico hombre al que hab\u00eda amado en la vida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cuando termin\u00f3 de interpretar la pieza aplaud\u00ed, vitore\u00e9 y ped\u00ed un bis que me fue denegado. Ella se visti\u00f3 y me ech\u00f3 de su casa sin miramientos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recuerdo que de las paredes de su casa colgaban multitud de instrumentos musicales, sobre todo sarrus\u00f3fonos, helicones, heckelfones y fliscornos. Cuando le pregunt\u00e9 si sab\u00eda tocarlos todos se encogi\u00f3 de hombros y puso una cara muy graciosa. Le volv\u00ed a arrojar la pregunta como si fuera un flotador y entonces contest\u00f3 que no, que pertenecieron [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4081"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4086,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081\/revisions\/4086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}