{"id":4115,"date":"2023-12-07T18:34:23","date_gmt":"2023-12-07T18:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=4115"},"modified":"2023-12-07T18:34:23","modified_gmt":"2023-12-07T18:34:23","slug":"email-del-7-de-diciembre-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/12\/07\/email-del-7-de-diciembre-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de diciembre 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"328\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Ladell_Edward-Still_Life_with_Prawns_a_Lemon_Wine_Glass_And_Delft_Pot.jpg?resize=400%2C328&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Ladell_Edward-Still_Life_with_Prawns_a_Lemon_Wine_Glass_And_Delft_Pot.jpg?resize=400%2C328&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Ladell_Edward-Still_Life_with_Prawns_a_Lemon_Wine_Glass_And_Delft_Pot.jpg?resize=1024%2C840&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Ladell_Edward-Still_Life_with_Prawns_a_Lemon_Wine_Glass_And_Delft_Pot.jpg?resize=768%2C630&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Ladell_Edward-Still_Life_with_Prawns_a_Lemon_Wine_Glass_And_Delft_Pot.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Edward Ladell. <em>Bodeg\u00f3n <\/em>(s. XIX)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Te tiras un pedo. El estruendo hace que todos los p\u00e1jaros alcen el vuelo aterrados. \u00bfA d\u00f3nde ir\u00e1n? \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo regresar\u00e1n?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Swami L\u00f3pez)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En ocasiones veo gambas de Palam\u00f3s&#8230; sobre todo cuando puedo pagarlas. Pero no siempre soy capaz de permitirme ese tipo de lujos gastron\u00f3micos. Hubo un tiempo en que me recorr\u00eda todas las marisquer\u00edas de la geograf\u00eda ib\u00e9rica acompa\u00f1ado de las mujeres m\u00e1s bellas y elegantes. Mientras yo pagaba las cuentas, ellas pagaban a sus chulos. Sin embargo, esos instantes perfectos y maravillosos ya terminaron. Ahora soy un tipo solitario que tiene que conformarse con lo que puede, cuando puede. Y no siempre puede. He intentado todo lo que est\u00e1 en mis huesudas manos por volver a mis tiempos de gloria.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La ocasi\u00f3n en la que estuve m\u00e1s cerca fue cuando puse a la venta mi colecci\u00f3n de fotos de yonkis de ambos sexos meando. Las im\u00e1genes fueron tomadas con teleobjetivo durante la d\u00e9cada de los 80 mientras los adictos orinaban antes o despu\u00e9s de haber pillado y chutado jaco. Aun cuando estaba catalogada como una de las tres colecciones m\u00e1s importantes del mundo, nadie puj\u00f3 una cantidad m\u00ednimamente aceptable por ella y me vi obligado a retirarla de varias subastas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O cuando form\u00e9 una banda dedicada a tocar pasodoble progresivo. Grabamos un Ep y no pas\u00f3 absolutamente nada. S\u00f3lo lo compraron 5 personas. Unos meses m\u00e1s tarde reform\u00e9 el grupo y grabamos varios temas de chotis psicod\u00e9lico. Sucedi\u00f3 exactamente lo mismo. Mis sue\u00f1os de ganar dinero f\u00e1cil se fueron definitivamente al traste y con ellos mis refinados gustos culinarios.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Actualmente me dedico a gorronear a mis amigos m\u00e1s pudientes. Algunos de ellos a veces me invitan a comer marisco congelado en sus casas, otros me env\u00edan emails con fotos de cangrejos, langostas, langostinos, gambas y almejas completamente desnudas, pero eso no calma mi tremendo anhelo por llevarme a la boca una (o bastantes) rojizas y absolutamente exquisitas gambas de Palam\u00f3s (AKA Aristeus antennatus) a la plancha con escamas de sal, en brocheta o incluso a la brasa.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi amigo Necrosancio Perez ten\u00eda toda la raz\u00f3n, aunque la verdad es que no recuerdo el porqu\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te tiras un pedo. El estruendo hace que todos los p\u00e1jaros alcen el vuelo aterrados. \u00bfA d\u00f3nde ir\u00e1n? \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo regresar\u00e1n? (Swami L\u00f3pez) En ocasiones veo gambas de Palam\u00f3s&#8230; sobre todo cuando puedo pagarlas. Pero no siempre soy capaz de permitirme ese tipo de lujos gastron\u00f3micos. Hubo un tiempo en que me recorr\u00eda todas las marisquer\u00edas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4119,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4115\/revisions\/4119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}