{"id":414,"date":"2021-03-01T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:59","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:59","slug":"email-del-1-de-marzo-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/03\/01\/email-del-1-de-marzo-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 1 de marzo 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-mTabo5mM510\/YDy-_RGP_LI\/AAAAAAAAsLY\/q-2gAWIkZys_rATT2Qa18AIGt9rWwNTMACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1102\/Edvard_Munch_-_The_Kiss_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1102\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Edvard_Munch_-_The_Kiss_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg?resize=326%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-415\" width=\"326\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Edvard Munch. <i>Kiss<\/i> (1897)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Le di un beso bastante insustancial, basorexicamente hablando, que por supuesto no la traslad\u00f3 a ninguna isla del sur infestada de palmeras y nativos polin\u00e9sicos bailando el tamure. Quiz\u00e1 porque con la prisa apunt\u00e9 mal y le arre\u00e9 el beso en la nariz, con tan mala fortuna que me clav\u00e9 el piercing en un ojo. Afortunadamente soy un tipo que siempre tiene una respuesta para todo y el suceso no pas\u00f3 de una an\u00e9cdota m\u00e1s o menos graciosa. Sin embargo, al cabo de tres d\u00edas la herida se me infect\u00f3 y a punto estuve de perder la visi\u00f3n. Despu\u00e9s de someterme a la tercera intervenci\u00f3n ocular jur\u00e9 al lado de un \u00e1rbol que aunque tuviese que matar, enga\u00f1ar o robar, pon\u00eda a Dios como testigo de que jam\u00e1s volver\u00eda a besar a ninguna perroflauta. Y desde entonces lo he cumplido a rajatabla. He besado a gatoflautas, hamsterflautas y p\u00e1jaroflautas, por supuesto, y a alguna pezflauta que otra. Incluso en cierta ocasi\u00f3n le pegu\u00e9 un morreo a una serpienteflauta mientras al lado se lo montaban solitas una cerdoclarinete y una conejosaxof\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edvard Munch. Kiss (1897) &nbsp; Le di un beso bastante insustancial, basorexicamente hablando, que por supuesto no la traslad\u00f3 a ninguna isla del sur infestada de palmeras y nativos polin\u00e9sicos bailando el tamure. Quiz\u00e1 porque con la prisa apunt\u00e9 mal y le arre\u00e9 el beso en la nariz, con tan mala fortuna que me clav\u00e9 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