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El siguiente extracto corresponde a un texto que pertenece a la Iglesia. Fue puesto a su nombre junto con 35.000 inmuebles a trav\u00e9s de inmatriculaciones. Se publica por primera vez en esta bit\u00e1cora con permiso de el Colegio de Registradores y del sacerdote tonsurado Anminio Jocoronda Difus\u00e9, secretario auxiliar de la sucursal n\u00famero XXXII de la Santa Sede en Espa\u00f1a.<\/p>\n
\u00ab\u00a1Dios clemente y misericordioso! Me quedan 11 meses para pasar de ser un desgraciado quincuagenario adicto al diazepam, bupropion, citalopram, hidrocodona, clorfenamina y Chaturbate, a ser un acat\u00e9xico sexagenario de los cojones… quiero decir, de los test\u00edculos. Mientras espero que la segunda venida de Cristo acontezca unos d\u00edas antes de ese fat\u00eddico d\u00eda de mi aniversario, no dejo de lanzarme preguntas y de eludir cobardemente las respuestas. Una de ellas, quiz\u00e1 la que m\u00e1s me interesa, es conocer la opini\u00f3n del g\u00e9nero femenino sobre mi atractivo sexual. \u00bfEstoy bueno? Sed honestas. \u00bfMe pegar\u00edais cuatro polvos sin dejarme que la sacara? Bueno, siempre he aborrecido los n\u00fameros impares. Y siempre, o mejor dicho, casi siempre he odiado sacarla sin antes meterla o meterla r\u00e1pido y mal. O meterla por equivocaci\u00f3n en un lugar donde nadie deber\u00eda jam\u00e1s meter nada. \u00bfMe har\u00edais un franc\u00e9s? M\u00eame si c\u2019est avec un accent de la Safor<\/i>. Dicen que el semen es un magn\u00edfico producto diet\u00e9tico. Dicunt tot rerum<\/i>, que quiere decir \u00abdicen tantas cosas\u00bb. Una vez escuch\u00e9 a un loro decir \u00abdildo bonito\u00bb. Y en otra ocasi\u00f3n tuve que acudir a los bomberos para que me quitaran una dentadura postiza de mi pene con la herramienta hidr\u00e1hulica conocida como \u00abMand\u00edbulas de vida\u00bb. Pero esa es otra historia\u00bb. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Felix Labisse. Mantes religieuses (1943) El siguiente extracto corresponde a un texto que pertenece a la Iglesia. Fue puesto a su nombre junto con 35.000 inmuebles a trav\u00e9s de inmatriculaciones. Se publica por primera vez en esta bit\u00e1cora con permiso de el Colegio de Registradores y del sacerdote tonsurado Anminio Jocoronda Difus\u00e9, secretario auxiliar 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