{"id":424,"date":"2021-02-21T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-21T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:01","slug":"email-del-21-de-febrero-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/02\/21\/email-del-21-de-febrero-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de febrero 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-eHtsy94KA0k\/YDJ771P7qEI\/AAAAAAAAsGw\/7P83NEGOcK8kwyoJgdXm-9odbQszDhdDACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1200\/401364fce4137b73ef02d7955c3a988f.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1200\" data-original-width=\"931\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/401364fce4137b73ef02d7955c3a988f.jpg?resize=310%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-425\" width=\"310\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pietro Longhi. <i>Women sewing <\/i>(XVIII cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">El siguiente texto ha sido seleccionado para representar a Espa\u00f1a (Spain) en el concurso literario CPEM200V\/21 (Comportamientos patol\u00f3gicos escritos en un m\u00e1ximo de 200 vocablos. 2021) cuyo jurado internacional estar\u00e1 constituido por:<br \/>-John Jones Baines, sodomizador de carros de supermercado fabricados en PVC.<br \/>-F\u00e9lix de Oliveira Silva, espantador de bueyes y rector aficionado.<br \/>-Mar\u00eda del Carmen Fern\u00e1ndez Bedejilla, engurru\u00f1adora arrebujante.<br \/>-Alain Masson Lemaire Barbier Lecomte Bouvier Le Gall Girard Lejeune, traficante de apellidos a tiempo completo.&nbsp; &nbsp;<br \/>-Froschorf Fachfrut Frofrichfra, seud\u00f3nimo de Rainer M\u00fcller Scholz, organizador del evento desde el a\u00f1o 1967.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00abSiempre hab\u00eda sentido la apremiante necesidad de atraer a las hembras con el \u00fanico prop\u00f3sito de copular con ellas, pero estas generalmente terminaban retrocediendo aterrorizadas ante mis impulsos primarios m\u00e1s disolutos. Hasta que alguien me recomend\u00f3 que en lugar de lanzarme como un torpedo UGM-84 hacia las mujeres, dejara que fuesen ellas las que se dirigiesen hacia m\u00ed. Desde el d\u00eda que opt\u00e9 por hacer caso a ese cretino, y de eso hace cerca de 45 a\u00f1os, no he vuelto a estar a menos de siete metros y medio de distancia de ninguna chati, si exceptuamos a las 540 prostitutas (una por mes desde febrero de 1986) pagadas con esplendidez para que me hicieran todo lo que supiesen hacer y no se hubieran atrevido nunca a ponerlo en pr\u00e1ctica ni con sus m\u00e1s rijosos clientes. Con ellas yo he podido ser yo sin ning\u00fan tipo de aprensi\u00f3n o desconfianza, pues siempre me lo han consentido todo, sobre todo cuando interpretaba alguna canci\u00f3n acompa\u00f1\u00e1ndome de los billetes como si fueran <i>shakers<\/i>. Billetes que obten\u00eda y sigo obteniendo atracando a octogenarias y nonagenarias cojas\u00bb.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Pietro Longhi. Women sewing (XVIII cent.) El siguiente texto ha sido seleccionado para representar a Espa\u00f1a (Spain) en el concurso literario CPEM200V\/21 (Comportamientos patol\u00f3gicos escritos en un m\u00e1ximo de 200 vocablos. 2021) cuyo jurado internacional estar\u00e1 constituido por:-John Jones Baines, sodomizador de carros de supermercado fabricados en PVC.-F\u00e9lix de Oliveira Silva, espantador de bueyes 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