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\u00a1Joder! Levito ca\u00f3ticamente. No s\u00e9 si alguien ser\u00e1 capaz de flotar en el aire de otra manera. La verdad es que me importa bien poco lo que pueda hacer cualquiera que no sea yo. Sobre todo si le gusta realizar las mismas labores que me gustan a m\u00ed. Recuerdo el d\u00eda que me desmembr\u00e9 y volv\u00ed a juntar cada uno de mis pedazos mientras estaba tumbado en la cama, que por cierto estaba al rev\u00e9s, es decir con las patas hacia arriba. \u00bfAcaso existe otro ser en el planeta que sea capaz de hacer lo anterior sin sufrir ning\u00fan tipo de secuelas? Hace unos pocos meses, no s\u00e9, dos o tres, recit\u00e9 las claves enoquianas mientras me duchaba. De repente apareci\u00f3 un edec\u00e1n de Enoch y me cobr\u00f3 un past\u00f3n por derechos de la propiedad intelectual. Cuando la impalpable forma se desintegr\u00f3 me enroll\u00e9 una toalla en el nimbo y santifiqu\u00e9 mentalmente las fiestas venideras. De hecho, estoy en condiciones de asegurar que todas las solemnes celebraciones religiosas que se festejen hasta el a\u00f1o 800340 est\u00e1n exentas de tributos. Hablando de tributos, ayer ense\u00f1\u00e9 mis atributos a una medidora profesional. Lamentablemente la tipa se hab\u00eda dejado el metro en casa y tuvo que hacer el c\u00e1lculo mentalmente. Cuando me dio el resultado, \u00abunos cinco cent\u00edmetros, quiz\u00e1 menos\u00bb, cog\u00ed tal berrinche que volv\u00ed a desmembrarme al mismo tiempo que inventaba un verbo, el verbo membrar. As\u00ed que despu\u00e9s de la desmembraci\u00f3n intent\u00e9 la membraci\u00f3n con un \u00e9xito arrollador. Y como vi que era bueno en gran manera, esper\u00e9 hasta el sexto d\u00eda y cre\u00e9 a los salmonetes. Y como vi que los salmonetes eran buenos, sobre todo a la plancha, me sent\u00e9 sobre mi propia imagen y semejanza y contempl\u00e9 todo lo que hab\u00eda hecho hasta entonces. Luego, bueno, me rasqu\u00e9 el culo con infame delectaci\u00f3n…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Michelangelo. Creation of Adam (1510) \u00a1Joder! Levito ca\u00f3ticamente. No s\u00e9 si alguien ser\u00e1 capaz de flotar en el aire de otra manera. La verdad es que me importa bien poco lo que pueda hacer cualquiera que no sea yo. Sobre todo si le gusta realizar las mismas labores que me gustan a m\u00ed. 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