{"id":4281,"date":"2024-03-17T20:27:12","date_gmt":"2024-03-17T20:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=4281"},"modified":"2024-03-21T14:05:12","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T14:05:12","slug":"email-del-17-de-marzo-2024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2024\/03\/17\/email-del-17-de-marzo-2024\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 17 de marzo 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"303\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/este.jpg?resize=303%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-825\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Rembrandt.<em>&nbsp;Old man sleeping<\/em>&nbsp;(1629)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Querida:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Es indudable que el viejo filisteo que administra esta an\u00e1rquica y acat\u00e9xica bit\u00e1cora, que a su vez hace de erg\u00e1stula para un n\u00famero indeterminado de visitantes, ya sean invitados, forasteros o incluso turistas, ha decidido interrumpir su descenso, por otra parte perfectamente planificado, a la alienaci\u00f3n eg\u00f3tica m\u00e1s descomedida. De la misma manera que un&nbsp;<em>sugar daddy<\/em>&nbsp;cerrar\u00eda su chequera ante una meretriz ed\u00e9ntula, Gregorio L\u00f3pez, o sea, yo, creador y se\u00f1or de textos rid\u00edculos y defensor a ultranza de los procesos m\u00e1s abyectos y teriantr\u00f3picos acreditados, mantengo la pueril aunque inmarcesible pretensi\u00f3n de cerrar el blog durante cinco minutos y echarme una sucinta siesta de cuatro minutos. \u00bfEl motivo? Me gusta echarme alguna minisiesta de vez en cuando. \u00a1Pero tambi\u00e9n me gusta cerrar las cosas! Mejor dicho, me gusta abrir las cosas. Claro que para abrir antes hay que cerrar. No se puede abrir o cerrar nada que ya estuviera abierto o cerrado previamente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hace tres siglos y medio el franc\u00e9s Corentin de La Grange, duque de Montpensier, conde de Gerloc, vizconde de \u00c9vreux, bar\u00f3n de Dunois y \u00e1vido coleccionista de otolitos fosilizados de celacanto, intent\u00f3 sin \u00e9xito abrir un port\u00f3n que llevaba abierto m\u00e1s de cuatro d\u00e9cadas. Al no conseguirlo en tres tentativas sucesivas, paulatinas y progresivas, se sinti\u00f3 tan humillado que abandon\u00f3 a su familia y a sus 37 perros (nota: algunos historiadores opinan que en realidad abandon\u00f3 a sus 37 familias y a su perro), se cambi\u00f3 el nombre a Odilon Fructosa y se hizo poeta. Escribi\u00f3 siete espl\u00e9ndidos poemarios, siendo el m\u00e1s alabado&nbsp;<em>Ratitas salvajes<\/em>, redactado a base de tripodios dact\u00edlicos catal\u00e9cticos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gregorio L.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querida: Es indudable que el viejo filisteo que administra esta an\u00e1rquica y acat\u00e9xica bit\u00e1cora, que a su vez hace de erg\u00e1stula para un n\u00famero indeterminado de visitantes, ya sean invitados, forasteros o incluso turistas, ha decidido interrumpir su descenso, por otra parte perfectamente planificado, a la alienaci\u00f3n eg\u00f3tica m\u00e1s descomedida. 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