{"id":430,"date":"2021-02-13T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-13T09:07:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:02","slug":"email-del-13-de-febrero-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/02\/13\/email-del-13-de-febrero-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de febrero 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-6oj9JPRI_MU\/YCeUvTLlGFI\/AAAAAAAAsAU\/WjeWyl8oysAdXmk4gRFymTFASWwqJNQuwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1000\/9c4dfbadde9a99982356fffef66c3140.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1000\" data-original-width=\"853\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/9c4dfbadde9a99982356fffef66c3140.jpg?resize=341%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-431\" width=\"341\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vasily Vereshchagin. <i>In the hospital <\/i>(1901)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Mientras manten\u00eda un orbitoclasto con forma de tenedor para trinchar a escasos cent\u00edmetros de mis ojos, supe que mi destino depend\u00eda de una autolobotom\u00eda&#8230; \u00a1o de que al d\u00eda siguiente me tocara la primitiva con joker! Aunque en demasiadas ocasiones ya hab\u00eda estado hechizado bajo el embrujo leucot\u00f3mico, en esta ocasi\u00f3n todo fue bastante diferente. Para empezar, no dispon\u00eda de p\u00fablico, por lo tanto no pod\u00eda chantajear emocionalmente ni lloriquear pidiendo compasi\u00f3n. Tampoco pod\u00eda arrastrar la teatralidad hasta un extremo casi sin retorno delante de mi perro Gurdul\u00f9, pues lo que a este verdaderamente le importaba en la vida era comer, dormir y tirarse fuchi flys. Sin embargo, y despu\u00e9s de meditarlo concienzudamente, llegu\u00e9 a la conclusi\u00f3n de que lo mejor era arrojarme por la ventana a las 13 horas del mediod\u00eda, cuando la calle est\u00e1 repleta de viandantes zombificados y donde mi representaci\u00f3n de humano atormentado podr\u00eda acarrear mejores cr\u00edticas. Por supuesto, lo ten\u00eda todo muy bien pensado: viv\u00eda en un segundo piso y debajo de mi ventana resaltaba un toldo que parec\u00eda extraordinariamente resistente, por lo que la ca\u00edda no ser\u00eda mortal, todo lo m\u00e1s me fracturar\u00eda una pierna o un brazo, lo que incluso ser\u00eda mejor para mi prop\u00f3sito.<\/p>\n<p>Y as\u00ed lo hice. Quiero decir, as\u00ed sal\u00ed por la ventana el 14 de enero del a\u00f1o pasado. Fue un salto espectacular, yo dir\u00eda que de doble de riesgo cinematogr\u00e1fico. Quiz\u00e1 pec\u00f3 de excesivo, pues llevado por el \u00edmpetu y la fuerza de mi nuevo rol, mi movimiento se pas\u00f3 en cuanto a aceleraci\u00f3n y termin\u00e9 en medio de la calzada con tan mala fortuna que me atropello un patinete conducido por una expsic\u00f3pata, y unos segundos m\u00e1s tarde el bus n\u00famero 10 de la EMT, el que va desde el barrio de Benimaclet hasta Sant Marcel\u00b7l\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pas\u00e9 siete meses en el hospital, ocho si contamos mal. Durante todo ese tiempo dise\u00f1\u00e9 otra calceta y aprend\u00ed a hacer plan, o quiz\u00e1 fue al rev\u00e9s. Cuando me dieron el alta y sal\u00ed por la puerta, mir\u00e9 al cielo y me dije para mis adentros \u00abJol\u00edn, me molesta un camal\u00bb. Al cruzar la calle me atropell\u00f3 otro patinete, esta vez conducido por un exreponedor y unos pocos segundos m\u00e1s tarde el bus de la EMT 90, cuya ruta circular comienza en Campanar. Durante mi segunda larga estancia en la cl\u00ednica escrib\u00ed <i>Procesos moleculares en la disyuntiva<\/i>, un libro muy apreciado actualmente por los psic\u00f3patas y las reponedoras. O quiz\u00e1 es al rev\u00e9s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Vasily Vereshchagin. In the hospital (1901) Mientras manten\u00eda un orbitoclasto con forma de tenedor para trinchar a escasos cent\u00edmetros de mis ojos, supe que mi destino depend\u00eda de una autolobotom\u00eda&#8230; \u00a1o de que al d\u00eda siguiente me tocara la primitiva con joker! Aunque en demasiadas ocasiones ya hab\u00eda estado hechizado bajo el embrujo leucot\u00f3mico, 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