{"id":440,"date":"2021-02-05T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-05T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:05","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:05","slug":"email-del-5-de-febrero-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/02\/05\/email-del-5-de-febrero-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de febrero 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-E3qTOm1_Zms\/YB0lovrublI\/AAAAAAAAr4o\/R4jzdXahNKoxZM7Y-J22FiNEIh92TnFEgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1267\/DE00119.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"900\" data-original-width=\"1267\" height=\"284\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/DE00119.jpg?resize=400%2C284&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-441\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pablo Picasso. <i>Cabeza de caballo <\/i>(1962)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>En ocasiones, sobre todo cuando me siento con ganas de desperdiciar algunos de mis innumerables momentos, leo algunos de los emails que me env\u00edan los lectores. Afortunadamente, m\u00e1s de las tres cuartas partes de esos textos est\u00e1n redactados con correcci\u00f3n y pr\u00e1cticamente no tienen faltas de ortograf\u00eda. Sin embargo, con cierta persistencia profunda y significativa recibo un n\u00famero indeterminado de correos electr\u00f3nicos cuyos autores deber\u00edan ser condenados a sufrir escalofriantes hisopados anales m\u00e1s o menos continuos en el tiempo. Cuando tengo que sufrir, o mejor, cuando mis viejos y cansados ojos <i>sampaku<\/i> tienen que sufrir dicha transgresi\u00f3n intelectual, propiciada o no por Titivillus, suelo terminar perdi\u00e9ndome en enso\u00f1aciones genuinamentes cat\u00e1rticas, absolutamente ca\u00f3ticas e intencionalmente grandilocuentes.<\/p>\n<p>Por si eso no fuera suficiente, me refiero a la lectura como arte de la mortificaci\u00f3n, suelo finiquitar cada uno de mis procesos degenerativos con lo que yo llamo \u00abpresunci\u00f3n grandiosa\u00bb, que no es m\u00e1s que una autosublimaci\u00f3n imperfecta desarrollada y perfeccionada en ese ambiente aterciopelado repleto de falsas mariposas y asf\u00f3delos imaginarios en el cu\u00e1l me muevo con cierta soltura err\u00e1tica y patol\u00f3gica al mismo tiempo.<\/p>\n<p>Y mientras los espacios se curvan como si fueran ondas electromagn\u00e9ticas, los alambres de p\u00faas que crecen est\u00e9riles alrededor de los soportales de mi apat\u00eda defecan maromas sobre los muros de mi inconsciencia. Necesito cristalizarme. Desear\u00eda tanto solidificarme. O escarcharme. Por lo menos concretarme en un endurecimiento francamente palpable. Quiero decir, ahora soy un pu\u00f1ado de sal nauseabunda y corrompida mezclada con varias medidas de agua sucia. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 tengo que seguir con esta farsa ven\u00e1tica que se intensifica abierta y claramente mientras los ejes horizontales, producidos por mi sangre eyectada por un coraz\u00f3n pamemo y zonzo que desea dejar de latir para siempre, son sistem\u00e1ticamente paralizados por las cartilaginosas intenciones de esa fuerza desconocida llamada fatalidad?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Te lo juro, ser\u00eda capaz de dar un euro al que me respondiera a la anterior pregunta&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Pablo Picasso. Cabeza de caballo (1962) Querida: En ocasiones, sobre todo cuando me siento con ganas de desperdiciar algunos de mis innumerables momentos, leo algunos de los emails que me env\u00edan los lectores. Afortunadamente, m\u00e1s de las tres cuartas partes de esos textos est\u00e1n redactados con correcci\u00f3n y pr\u00e1cticamente no tienen faltas de ortograf\u00eda. 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