{"id":452,"date":"2021-01-11T08:57:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-11T08:57:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:11","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:11","slug":"email-del-11-de-enero-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/01\/11\/email-del-11-de-enero-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 11 de enero 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-57hEnQwSzMM\/X_wSVan0q6I\/AAAAAAAArrc\/DEzGH7XXh4k1CDyH9pOUA7IC4qvLs4P_QCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1024\/5395497.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1024\" data-original-width=\"831\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/5395497.jpg?resize=325%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-453\" width=\"325\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Henri Matisse. <i>My room at the beau-rivage<\/i> (1918)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Badabad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam badero.<br \/>Badabad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam badero.<br \/>Cuando era jovencito me la com\u00eda yo solito, [1]<br \/>ahora que soy grandecito, que me la coman me cuesta un dinerito [2]&nbsp;<\/div>\n<p>(Adagio del sesent\u00f3n c\u00e9libe)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>En mi habitaci\u00f3n todo es \u00abanti\u00bb. Los muebles son \u00abanti\u00bb, mi cama es \u00abanti\u00bb. Las l\u00e1minas sujetadas en las paredes con chinchetas son \u00abanti\u00bb. El escritorio y la silla ergon\u00f3mica tambi\u00e9n lo son. Y por supuesto, el ordenador y el equipo de sonido. \u00bfQuiz\u00e1 te preguntes, y desde luego con todo el derecho del mundo, por qu\u00e9 uso el prefijo \u00abanti\u00bb, que implica oposici\u00f3n, con semejante ligereza. La respuesta es tan simple que me produce cosquillas cuando lo pienso detenidamente. Lo hago por dos sencillas, aunque extraordinarias razones: porque puedo y porque me sale de los d\u00eddimos. Claro que tambi\u00e9n puede ser porque de joven me golpe\u00e9 accidentalmente la cabeza y me lesion\u00e9 la glabela. Sea lo que fuere, el caso es que en mi habitaci\u00f3n, tal y como he escrito en la primera l\u00ednea, todo es \u00abanti\u00bb. Y cuando estoy en ella, me siento el perfecto unig\u00e9nito, aunque en realidad soy un antiprimog\u00e9nito [3]. Y cuando antidios se me aparece lo envi\u00f3 a la puta antimierda. Que es el lugar donde se cuidan de mi furia todos los jodidos antihumanos que han puesto en duda mi anticordura. Y que aunque no lo parezca, es de capi capi dura.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">[1] La minga, por supuesto. Entonces era un tipo muy flexible.<br \/>[2] Quiz\u00e1 no deber\u00eda entrar en detalles.<br \/>[3] Aunque esta frase no tiene sentido en este texto, la he utilizado por los dos mismos motivos por los cu\u00e1les utilizo con tanta ligereza el prefijo \u00abanti\u00bb, es decir, porque puedo y porque me sale de los d\u00eddimos. Claro que tambi\u00e9n puede ser porque de joven me golpe\u00e9 accidentalmente la cabeza y me lesion\u00e9 la glabela.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Henri Matisse. My room at the beau-rivage (1918) Badabad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam badero.Badabad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam bad\u00fam badero.Cuando era jovencito me la com\u00eda yo solito, [1]ahora que soy grandecito, que me la coman me cuesta un dinerito [2]&nbsp; (Adagio del sesent\u00f3n c\u00e9libe) En mi habitaci\u00f3n todo es \u00abanti\u00bb. Los muebles son \u00abanti\u00bb, mi cama es [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":453,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/5395497.jpg?fit=325%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}