{"id":470,"date":"2020-12-17T11:36:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-17T11:36:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:15","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:15","slug":"email-del-17-de-febrero-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/12\/17\/email-del-17-de-febrero-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 17 de diciembre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OQJKp7AZbZI\/X9tB5KW_SXI\/AAAAAAAArRI\/lAWvz8gW2HkdZA1OTy0H8Y2tEqrQFrW-gCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1024\/3d01b7bb3536f25206bfffca0700c6b0.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"724\" data-original-width=\"1024\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/3d01b7bb3536f25206bfffca0700c6b0.jpg?resize=400%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-471\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Albert Anker. <i>Writer at the desk<\/i> (1905)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>Te escribo porque llevo dos semanas sin saber nada de ti. \u00bfRecuerdas mi \u00faltimo email? En \u00e9l te ped\u00eda tu opini\u00f3n sobre el relato corto que te adjuntaba y que se titulaba <i>Las aventuras de Brontosaurita y Cimborr\u00edn en la f\u00e1brica de orinales<\/i>. Como te expliqu\u00e9 en aquella ocasi\u00f3n, este relato pertenecer\u00e1 a una serie que pretendo escribir en el futuro. Incluso tengo algunos t\u00edtulos en mente: <i>Brontosaurita, Cimborr\u00edn y el color de las heces<\/i>, <i>Brontosaurita y Cimborr\u00edn en la helader\u00eda regentada por un exped\u00f3filo<\/i>. Pero antes he de ponerte en contexto. Brontosaurita es una ni\u00f1a gordita que tiene 8 a\u00f1os y Cimborr\u00edn un chaval\u00edn de la misma edad cuya cabeza tiene forma de cilindro. Sin embargo no siempre fueron as\u00ed. Cuando cre\u00e9 ambos personajes, Brontosaurita era una ninf\u00f3mana con algunos kilos de m\u00e1s que acababa de cumplir los 18 a\u00f1os y Cimborr\u00edn trabajaba en una almejer\u00eda. De hecho escrib\u00ed un par de borradores. El primero se titulaba&nbsp;<i>Brontosaurita se tira al comisionado de telecomunicaciones mientras Cimborr\u00edn mira,<\/i> y el segundo,&nbsp;<i>Entra a Theofficialbrontosauritavixen&#8217;s room y descubre lo que puede hacer Cimborr\u00edn con la minga<\/i>, pero no me llegaron a seducir, por lo que acab\u00e9 transformando a los dos personajes en chiquillos que experimentaban la vida en plena etapa de ni\u00f1ez mediana.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que se te habr\u00e1 olvidado darme tu opini\u00f3n sobre el texto. No importa. Hazlo ahora. Es decir, en cuanto recibas este correo electr\u00f3nico. Lo que piensas de mis textos siempre ha sido muy importante para m\u00ed. Lo sabes. Te consta. Y yo sin tus dict\u00e1menes me siento vac\u00edo. Bueno ya conoces el dicho: \u00abSi no llevas calzoncillos no te los puedes bajar\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Te echa de menos,<\/p>\n<p>Pentimento L\u00f3pez&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Albert Anker. Writer at the desk (1905) Querida: Te escribo porque llevo dos semanas sin saber nada de ti. \u00bfRecuerdas mi \u00faltimo email? En \u00e9l te ped\u00eda tu opini\u00f3n sobre el relato corto que te adjuntaba y que se titulaba Las aventuras de Brontosaurita y Cimborr\u00edn en la f\u00e1brica de orinales. Como te expliqu\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":471,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/3d01b7bb3536f25206bfffca0700c6b0.jpg?fit=400%2C283&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}