{"id":472,"date":"2020-12-16T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:16","slug":"email-del-16-de-diciembre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/12\/16\/email-del-16-de-diciembre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 16 de diciembre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-56lM-jcX_2U\/X9o6TGrvU9I\/AAAAAAAArQ8\/S0vv89-psaYxffFck6nSR-bS9NrX9N0ggCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1000\/123.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"732\" data-original-width=\"1000\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/123.jpg?resize=400%2C293&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-473\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Wassily Kandinsky. <i>Winter landscape<\/i> (1909)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1El propalador de filfas absolutamente arbitrarias lo hab\u00eda vuelto a hacer! Esta vez la v\u00edctima, Kiska Iriska P\u00e9rez, hija de un refugiado ruso y una peluquera espa\u00f1ola especializada en posticer\u00eda, necesitaba llegar al fondo del asunto antes de que este se desmadrase. Como Kiskiska, que es como la llamaban en su barrio, nunca hab\u00eda confiado en las fuerzas y cuerpos de seguridad del Estado Espa\u00f1ol, decidi\u00f3 ponerse en contacto con el churrero casta\u00f1ero y detective aficionado Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez, para que averiguase la identidad del autor del compendio de trolas y de paso cortar de ra\u00edz las futuras falsas patra\u00f1as. Lamentablemente, el churrero, casta\u00f1ero y detective privado se encontraba metido de lleno -y sin posibilidad de salir, ni siquiera por unos instantes- en uno de sus m\u00e1s incre\u00edbles y extravagantes casos y no tuvo m\u00e1s remedio que rechazar el trabajo.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mientras tanto, desde los medios no oficiales se apuntaba que el autor pod\u00eda ser un izquierdista desganado que intentaba embridar a la parte de la poblaci\u00f3n menos asentada, geogr\u00e1ficamente hablando, con el \u00fanico prop\u00f3sito de procurarse algunas pobres y blandengues erecciones. El rotativo&nbsp;<i>Provincias valencianas<\/i>&nbsp;<i>claramente distanciadas<\/i> incluso se atrevi\u00f3 a pronosticar en qu\u00e9 barrio de la capital residir\u00eda el siguiente ciudadano perjudicado.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sin embargo, y por motivos que siempre se desconocer\u00e1n, el propalador de filfas absolutamente arbitrarias dej\u00f3 de actuar y el asunto se enfri\u00f3 con el tiempo. De hecho se enfri\u00f3 tanto que el 99 % de los habitantes de la comunidad tuvieron que sacar sus abrigos, gorros de lana y bufandas del armario. Claro que tambi\u00e9n es posible que el comienzo del invierno ayudara un poco&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Wassily Kandinsky. Winter landscape (1909) \u00a1El propalador de filfas absolutamente arbitrarias lo hab\u00eda vuelto a hacer! Esta vez la v\u00edctima, Kiska Iriska P\u00e9rez, hija de un refugiado ruso y una peluquera espa\u00f1ola especializada en posticer\u00eda, necesitaba llegar al fondo del asunto antes de que este se desmadrase. Como Kiskiska, que es como la llamaban [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":473,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/123.jpg?fit=400%2C293&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}