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Amiga:<\/p>\n
Cada vez que bebo despierto m\u00e1s alejado de la realidad…<\/p>\n
Arrostr\u00e9 enormes dificultades para que mi amante, Paquita \u00abla Ita\u00bb, pudiera ser incardinada en el grupito que iba a salir en la instant\u00e1nea. Mientras todos posaban con sus sonrisas m\u00e1s desquiciadas y el fot\u00f3grafo se lamentaba mirando al cielo con rostro lastimero, yo me alej\u00e9 hacia la lontananza. Una vez distanciado lo suficiente me sent\u00e9 junto a un muro y me dispuse a hacer una de las pocas cosas que detestaba, es decir, esperar. Desde esa distancia pod\u00eda contemplar al grupo y al retratista convertidos en puntitos poco enfocados, as\u00ed que decid\u00ed contar los vanos exteriores del edificio de enfrente para no aburrirme demasiado. Sin embargo pronto repar\u00e9 en algo que parec\u00eda un texto garabateado torpemente. Me acerqu\u00e9 con un par de graciosas zancadas y despu\u00e9s de limpiar mis lentes con la parte inferior de la camisa le\u00ed el grafito:<\/p>\n
\u00abQuien lo desee, podr\u00e1 denunciar a la persona que viva o fije su morada en una tumba\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n
Todav\u00eda estaba intentando descifrar qu\u00e9 diantres querr\u00eda decir la jodida frase cuando escuch\u00e9 algo semejante al gru\u00f1ido de un \u00farsido. Como sab\u00eda que en ese barrio -y en cualquier otro barrio de la ciudad- no habitaban osos me pareci\u00f3 un sonido enga\u00f1oso y me gir\u00e9 para contemplar qui\u00e9n cojones lo produc\u00eda. <\/p>\n
El tipo parec\u00eda un zombi de pel\u00edcula de serie z, sin embargo acert\u00f3 de lleno al morderme el cuello. Mi sangre comenz\u00f3 a salir como un chorro de vino tinto cuando se agujerea un tonel con una piocha. Procur\u00e9 zafarme del muerto viviente o bestia infrahumana y al final pude romperle el cuello con mis poderosas manos. Mientras intentaba pedir ayuda a los puntitos desenfocados agitando ambos brazos repar\u00e9 en que mi pene se retorc\u00eda como si fuera un ratoncillo atrapado en una jaula dise\u00f1ada para albergar un zunzuncito. Al cabo de unos pocos segundos tuve lo que solo se podr\u00eda calificar como una erecci\u00f3n z\u00f3mbica que desgarr\u00f3 mi pantal\u00f3n de Shein y mi calzoncillo de Alcampo.<\/p>\n
Lo que sucedi\u00f3 a continuaci\u00f3n es confuso. Recuerdo al fot\u00f3grafo devorando las v\u00edsceras de Paquita \u00abla Ita\u00bb y poco m\u00e1s… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Daniel Richter. Delirium tremens (1996) Amiga: Cada vez que bebo despierto m\u00e1s alejado de la realidad… Arrostr\u00e9 enormes dificultades para que mi amante, Paquita \u00abla Ita\u00bb, pudiera ser incardinada en el grupito que iba a salir en la instant\u00e1nea. Mientras todos posaban con sus sonrisas m\u00e1s desquiciadas y el fot\u00f3grafo se lamentaba mirando al […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":479,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Sin2Bt25C325ADtulo2B1.jpg?fit=400%2C275&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}