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Reflexiones sobre algunos imb\u00e9ciles. Parte I<\/p>\n
El impregnado manuscrito descansaba sobre la mesa de madera lacada. Resalto esto \u00faltimo porque en aquella casa extraordinariamente h\u00fameda la mayor parte de los muebles luc\u00edan sin barnizar. No en balde llamaban a su propietario Jon\u00e1s Gilberte de Soberron, alias \u00abel Antiesmalte\u00bb. Jon\u00e1s hab\u00eda comenzado a escribir a mano su biograf\u00eda, a la que hab\u00eda titulado Empapamiento<\/i>, hac\u00eda unos pocos meses, y aunque todav\u00eda no la hab\u00eda finiquitado se sent\u00eda muy orgulloso de s\u00ed mismo y de su innata capacidad para recordar cualquier cosa relacionada con la higrometr\u00eda. Seg\u00fan se comentaba entre su c\u00edrculo de amistades, Jon\u00e1s era incluso capaz de evocar lo que sinti\u00f3 en el mismo instante que sali\u00f3 del h\u00famedo vientre materno y tuvo que enfrentarse con una toalla \u00e1spera y reseca. <\/p>\n
Aquel d\u00eda -me refiero al ultimo d\u00eda en la vida de Jon\u00e1s- transcurri\u00f3 con absoluta normalidad. Se despert\u00f3 a las nueve, desayun\u00f3 sobre las diez. A las once y pico se puso a tocar su Framus Riviera 5\/54 del 67 y no termin\u00f3 hasta las dos del medio d\u00eda de rasguear las cuerdas. Luego comi\u00f3, se hizo una paja y desapareci\u00f3. El experto en evanescencias y enigmas sin resolver, Eladio Iscla, mantiene que su cuerpo se desintegr\u00f3 debido a un extraordinario y extra-terrenal O. C. (orgasmo c\u00f3smico). Desde que sucedi\u00f3 su, ejem, evaporaci\u00f3n, ninguno de sus amigos y conocidos se ha sentido a gusto tomando una reconfortante ducha o d\u00e1ndose un buen ba\u00f1o con sales de epsom o magnesio. El vaho, el vapor, el roc\u00edo, la lluvia, y en general cualquier fen\u00f3meno h\u00famido casi siempre termina por recordarles las risotadas caballunas de Jon\u00e1s cuando se carcajeaba de cualquier hecho que tuviera poca gracia, por supuesto, higrosc\u00f3picamente hablando.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Luigi Nanni. L’Idiota (XXI century) Reflexiones sobre algunos imb\u00e9ciles. Parte I El impregnado manuscrito descansaba sobre la mesa de madera lacada. Resalto esto \u00faltimo porque en aquella casa extraordinariamente h\u00fameda la mayor parte de los muebles luc\u00edan sin barnizar. No en balde llamaban a su propietario Jon\u00e1s Gilberte de Soberron, alias \u00abel Antiesmalte\u00bb. 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