{"id":484,"date":"2020-11-15T18:02:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-15T18:02:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:19","slug":"email-del-15-de-noviembre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/11\/15\/email-del-15-de-noviembre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 15 de noviembre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-WHYiLqup490\/X7FrijiE8YI\/AAAAAAAAq2w\/scBCoWBa9B0hXR1U5YcALsSuoF7-IyicwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1286\/d7e4a48de63e28fb642f5a0c26dfe2b5.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1286\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/d7e4a48de63e28fb642f5a0c26dfe2b5.jpg?resize=280%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-485\" width=\"280\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Man writing facing left<\/i> (1881)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Querida amiga:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Si no tienes nada importante que hacer, por favor, lee el siguiente p\u00e1rrafo de mi pr\u00f3xima narraci\u00f3n corta.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><i><br \/><\/i><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><i>Estil\u00edstico Zarapico ten\u00eda mucho sentido del humor, \u00a1sentado! Mientras permanec\u00eda de pie era m\u00e1s bien un tipo triste, mustio y sin chispa. Por eso su mujer, Distinciosa Pru\u00f1onosa, nunca, o casi nunca, le permit\u00eda adoptar una postura erguida. Al principio de su relaci\u00f3n la cosa result\u00f3 bastante sencilla. Algunos amigos y vecinos de la pareja sostienen que Estil\u00edstico siempre estaba sentado por amor, es decir, por hacer caso a Distinciosa, y que las pocas veces que se le pod\u00eda ver de pie era cuando ella no se encontraba en el apartamento. Pero todo cambi\u00f3 con el paso del tiempo, esa terrible magnitud f\u00edsica degradante y opresiva. Lo que antes hab\u00eda sido pasi\u00f3n se transform\u00f3 en frialdad y odio. Siempre que estaban juntos en una misma estancia, Estil\u00edstico se las arreglaba para permanecer derecho, a veces incluso se ten\u00eda que apoyar en los muebles o sobre alguna de las paredes laboriosamente estucadas. Distinciosa sol\u00eda hacer de tripas coraz\u00f3n, pero a menudo estallaba restreg\u00e1ndole su nula gracia y su extinta jovialidad.<\/i>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Si te ha gustado y deseas conocer el nudo y desenlace tendr\u00e1s que joderte, pues ni yo mismo tengo la m\u00e1s ligera idea. \u00a1La creaci\u00f3n art\u00edstica es como la grifer\u00eda de un bid\u00e9!&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">(En realidad no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 diantres tiene que ver la creaci\u00f3n art\u00edstica con un lavabo \u00edntimo, pero ten\u00eda que finalizar este email de alguna manera).<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Vincent van Gogh. Man writing facing left (1881) Querida amiga: Si no tienes nada importante que hacer, por favor, lee el siguiente p\u00e1rrafo de mi pr\u00f3xima narraci\u00f3n corta. Estil\u00edstico Zarapico ten\u00eda mucho sentido del humor, \u00a1sentado! Mientras permanec\u00eda de pie era m\u00e1s bien un tipo triste, mustio y sin chispa. Por eso su mujer, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":485,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/d7e4a48de63e28fb642f5a0c26dfe2b5.jpg?fit=280%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}