{"id":508,"date":"2020-10-19T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-19T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:28","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:28","slug":"email-del-26-de-noviembre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/10\/19\/email-del-26-de-noviembre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de octubre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-SWxiXpmhNBw\/X7_SDYW_-_I\/AAAAAAAAq8M\/wFdQKyeewo4rb8QBZ54CRfigldcPUFkxwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s700\/eee.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"450\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"258\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/eee.jpg?resize=400%2C258&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-509\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Egon Schiele. <i>Woman masturbating<\/i> (1913)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>El siguiente cuento arquitecto-pornogr\u00e1fico corto se titula <i>Onanismo grupal<\/i> y en realidad no es m\u00e1s que un resumen de otro largu\u00edsimo que escrib\u00ed hace siete a\u00f1os y que fue un fracaso total de ventas. Recuerdo que el d\u00eda que finaliz\u00f3 mi contrato con la editorial que tuvo la osad\u00eda de publicarlo fui arrinconado por el editor en jefe que, no sin cierta sorna, me ladr\u00f3 que igual si escrib\u00eda lo mismo en unas pocas l\u00edneas y descartaba toda la paja, es decir, el 99,9 % del total, quiz\u00e1 podr\u00eda convencer a otro incauto para que me lo publicara en una recopilaci\u00f3n de relatos er\u00f3ticos y h\u00famedos para camioneros internacionales.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abLa habitaci\u00f3n de la derecha era espaciosa y estaba perfectamente iluminada. Las 234 camas se distribu\u00edan alrededor de las paredes y en el centro solo se pod\u00eda divisar algo parecido a un peque\u00f1o altar pagano. En la habitaci\u00f3n de la izquierda resaltaban dos columnas de m\u00e1rmol blanco que descansaban cerca de la pared situada al oeste. En en el centro del intercolumnio se alineaban otras 198 camas, dispuestas en nueve filas. Entre ambas habitaciones hab\u00eda una especie de cuartucho peque\u00f1o que se utilizaba para diferentes menesteres.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a1Ellas se corr\u00edan en la habitaci\u00f3n de la derecha! \u00a1Ellos se corr\u00edan en la habitaci\u00f3n de la izquierda! En la habitaci\u00f3n central esperaban las dos mujeres de la limpieza de la empresa MultiserVicio SL. Ambas se\u00f1oras ten\u00edan la orden de no salir de su cuchitril hasta que no hubiese pasado media hora desde que escuchasen el \u00faltimo gemido. Y eso hicieron. Cuando terminaron de pasar los mochos y escurrirlos en los cubos de metal, y como excepto ellas dos ya no quedaba nadie m\u00e1s, decidieron meterse cada una en una habitaci\u00f3n. \u00a1Cristina Lafuente se meti\u00f3 en la habitaci\u00f3n de la derecha! \u00a1Rosita Flores se meti\u00f3 en la habitaci\u00f3n de la izquierda!&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a1Cristina Lafuente se corri\u00f3 en la habitaci\u00f3n de la derecha! \u00a1Rosita Flores se corri\u00f3 en la habitaci\u00f3n de la izquierda! En la habitaci\u00f3n central no esperaba nadie.\u00bb&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Egon Schiele. Woman masturbating (1913) El siguiente cuento arquitecto-pornogr\u00e1fico corto se titula Onanismo grupal y en realidad no es m\u00e1s que un resumen de otro largu\u00edsimo que escrib\u00ed hace siete a\u00f1os y que fue un fracaso total de ventas. Recuerdo que el d\u00eda que finaliz\u00f3 mi contrato con la editorial que tuvo la osad\u00eda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":509,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/eee.jpg?fit=400%2C257&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}