{"id":510,"date":"2020-10-18T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-18T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:28","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:28","slug":"email-del-18-de-octubre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/10\/18\/email-del-18-de-octubre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de octubre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-SMMO8LaIIIE\/X4x_l6Y8RsI\/AAAAAAAAqd8\/zoraQhCM68gmno8vxPwd5Z0erDF9FzmTwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s822\/ff5568a652fca2fcbf0298ee31f4ad6d.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"822\" data-original-width=\"564\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/ff5568a652fca2fcbf0298ee31f4ad6d.jpg?resize=275%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-511\" width=\"275\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Alfons\u00edn de la Punci\u00f3n. <i>Ficus lyrata apa\u00f1\u00e1ndose como puede<\/i> (1893)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Hey:<\/p>\n<p>Durante los tres a\u00f1os que trabaj\u00e9 con los Aojados Transitivos, esa formaci\u00f3n art\u00edstica atenaceante que se hizo famosa por la baqueteada existencia de cada uno de sus integrantes, nunca me apoqu\u00e9, ni me ovill\u00e9, ni me acuclill\u00e9. Sin embargo fui capaz de ensortijarme en un par de ocasiones en que no est\u00e1bamos de gira. Obviamente, desde que dej\u00e9 de ser un aojado transitivo, y de eso hace ya casi ocho meses, mi manera de comportarme cambi\u00f3 de forma radical. En cuanto puedo y me siento libre, me tiro al suelo y me rizo, y algunos fines de semana incluso me arqueo mientras viro. Por cierto, la \u00faltima vez que vir\u00e9 no me arque\u00e9, sino que me alechugu\u00e9. Afortunadamente ninguno de mis amigos se dio cuenta y eso me libr\u00f3 de que llegara a o\u00eddos de algunos de los componentes de los Aojados Transitivos, que ahora se hac\u00edan llamar los Mustios Semihirsutos. Por cierto, uno de ellos, de los Mustios Semihirsutos, se acerc\u00f3 a m\u00ed unos d\u00edas despu\u00e9s al mismo tiempo que se alejaba, por lo que lleg\u00f3 un momento en que se qued\u00f3 detenido a mitad de camino. Como yo sab\u00eda que lo que \u00e9l quer\u00eda era averiguar si les hab\u00eda robado alg\u00fan numerito de la \u00e9poca en que yo fui un ahojado transitivo, decid\u00ed que lo mejor era distorsionarme, pero con las prisas acab\u00e9 estableci\u00e9ndome para siempre. Desde entonces soy el protegido del due\u00f1o del lugar. Lo curioso es que el lugar pertenece a alguien que sube cada vez que baja, por lo que a veces he sentido el impulso de preguntarle si es pariente del tipo que se alejaba mientras trataba de acercarse al que te he hablado unas l\u00edneas antes y que actualmente trabaja como <i>Ficus lyrata<\/i> en el mismo sitio en que se qued\u00f3 detenido.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Alfons\u00edn de la Punci\u00f3n. Ficus lyrata apa\u00f1\u00e1ndose como puede (1893) Hey: Durante los tres a\u00f1os que trabaj\u00e9 con los Aojados Transitivos, esa formaci\u00f3n art\u00edstica atenaceante que se hizo famosa por la baqueteada existencia de cada uno de sus integrantes, nunca me apoqu\u00e9, ni me ovill\u00e9, ni me acuclill\u00e9. Sin embargo fui capaz de ensortijarme [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":511,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/ff5568a652fca2fcbf0298ee31f4ad6d.jpg?fit=274%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}