{"id":512,"date":"2020-10-14T19:16:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T19:16:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:28","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:28","slug":"email-del-14-de-octubre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/10\/14\/email-del-14-de-octubre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de octubre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-4KCDlxTNd0k\/X4dM43GHqqI\/AAAAAAAAqdk\/GpmRqoE-thUV0FCiurvLhrZnL-GK-VlVgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s975\/heartfield-most-famous-political-symbol-5-finger-hand.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"975\" data-original-width=\"650\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/heartfield-most-famous-political-symbol-5-finger-hand.jpg?resize=266%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-513\" width=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">John Heartfield. <i>The hand has five fingers <\/i>(1928)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Acababa de terminar de escribir lo que a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde se considerar\u00eda como mi <i>Magnum opus<\/i>, es decir, <i>Rodosfredo y los Grujau<\/i>, esa novela tan extraordinariamente extensa que trataba sobre m\u00ed y la nada, cuando decid\u00ed que no volver\u00eda a salir de mi habitaci\u00f3n hasta que los diez impresentables de mi lista muriesen. Pero creo que voy demasiado r\u00e1pido, como siempre. Si no recuerdo mal fue a los siete u ocho a\u00f1os cuando aprend\u00ed lo que significaba odiar a alguien. Sin embargo no comenc\u00e9 a redactar la lista hasta hace poco menos de una d\u00e9cada. Al principio el inventario, por llamarlo de otra manera, estaba supeditado a personas de ambos sexos que me hubiesen llevado la contraria, pero poco a poco fui incluyendo a tipos y tipas por diferentes motivos. En un momento dado el listado lleg\u00f3 a los 43000 individuos, por lo que tuve que descartar a la inmensa mayor\u00eda, pues si esperaba a que falleciesen todos estaba claro que jam\u00e1s volver\u00eda a salir a la calle, ni siquiera al callej\u00f3n m\u00e1s cercano. En realidad no s\u00e9 cu\u00e1ndo ni c\u00f3mo ocurri\u00f3, supongo que me levant\u00e9 un d\u00eda con la idea bailando en mi sesera de la misma manera que bailar\u00eda un loro gris de cola roja al que han lobotomizado con un exprimidor de pomelos. Como no me gusta sentir psit\u00e1cidos bailoteando en mi cabeza, decid\u00ed que deb\u00eda vengarme de no m\u00e1s de 15 o 20 imb\u00e9ciles. Pronto decid\u00ed que el n\u00famero perfecto era el 10. Desde entonces espero que me notifiquen sus muertes. Hasta el momento han palmado tres, y seg\u00fan Adolfa Afloda Doafla, mi pitonisa a tiempo completo, la espichar\u00e1n cinco m\u00e1s en los pr\u00f3ximos 17 a\u00f1os, con lo que sumar\u00e1n ocho. Dentro de ese lapso, yo tendr\u00e9 75 tacos, 74 si hago trampas, y supongo que estar\u00e9 bastante estropeadito, aunque eso no implica de ninguna manera perdonar la vida a esos dos desgraciados. Si es preciso contratar\u00e9 a alguien para que se los lleve por delante. \u00a1O por detr\u00e1s! Me es indiferente.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras espero que todo suceda como lo tengo planeado, gasto la totalidad de mi tiempo trabajando en <i>Rodosfredo sin los Grujau<\/i>, que b\u00e1sicamente trata sobre mi marcapasos de terapia de resincronizaci\u00f3n card\u00edaca, aunque el cap\u00edtulo 14 est\u00e1 \u00edntegramente dedicado a las perfusiones rectales con Midazolam.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; John Heartfield. The hand has five fingers (1928) Amiga: Acababa de terminar de escribir lo que a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde se considerar\u00eda como mi Magnum opus, es decir, Rodosfredo y los Grujau, esa novela tan extraordinariamente extensa que trataba sobre m\u00ed y la nada, cuando decid\u00ed que no volver\u00eda a salir de mi habitaci\u00f3n hasta 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