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Algunos de mis comportamientos inconscientes, como por ejemplo el rechinar constante de los pocos dientes que todav\u00eda permanecen en su lugar, o la discontinua sialorrea que invariablemente termina por empapar cada uno de mis baberitos bordados a mano, se deben por entero a una especie de desasosiego psicol\u00f3gico producido por la angustia existencial. \u00bfTe he hablado alguna vez de la doctora Velasco? La recuerdo sobre todo porque ten\u00eda un rostro semejante al de una cucaburra ventrirrufa. Pero tambi\u00e9n la recuerdo porque me obligaba a lamerle los pezones. Y en ocasiones a penetrarle el culo con los dedos. Si alguna vez me negaba a obedecer sus \u00f3rdenes ella me lanzaba el lubricante anal Durex Play Eternal con base de silicona a la cabeza. Una vez, mientras dorm\u00eda a mi lado con mi dedo \u00edndice todav\u00eda incrustado en su ojete, pude sentir parte de sus heces movi\u00e9ndose como si intentaran transformarse en algo irreal. Sin embargo cuando saqu\u00e9 el dedo, este se encontraba perfectamente limpio e higienizado. \u00a1De hecho ol\u00eda a Blighia sapida<\/i>! \u00a1O quiz\u00e1 a Blighia unijugata<\/i>! Y como yo adoro los ackees<\/i> me pas\u00e9 la media hora siguiente relamiendo desde la yema hasta la articulaci\u00f3n con gran deleite. Cuando la doctora se despert\u00f3, lo primero que hizo fue subirse las bragas, luego se sent\u00f3 a mi lado y me cont\u00f3 una extra\u00f1a historia sobre las reacciones primales, en la que los conceptos biol\u00f3gicos de la sintop\u00eda, la simpatr\u00eda, la alopatr\u00eda y la parapatr\u00eda se sum\u00edan en un desequilibrio biogeogr\u00e1fico. O por lo menos eso sent\u00ed en aquella ocasi\u00f3n. Cuando le contest\u00e9 que me importaban un pimiento sus historias sin sentido se desabroch\u00f3 la blusa y me dio a elegir entre vomitarle en las tetas o acabar descuartizado en la ba\u00f1era. Yo, por supuesto, eleg\u00ed la \u00faltima.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jos\u00e9 Clemente Orozco. The dismembered man (1947) Algunos de mis comportamientos inconscientes, como por ejemplo el rechinar constante de los pocos dientes que todav\u00eda permanecen en su lugar, o la discontinua sialorrea que invariablemente termina por empapar cada uno de mis baberitos bordados a mano, se deben por entero a una especie de desasosiego 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