{"id":528,"date":"2020-09-21T16:45:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-21T16:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:32","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:32","slug":"email-del-21-de-septiembre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/21\/email-del-21-de-septiembre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de septiembre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-pYloIR99Hzc\/X2jXcZKsxVI\/AAAAAAAAqQU\/3y3bvLw2c444Vq84WSdkfP0tt4nGvVwNwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s700\/cvcv.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"700\" data-original-width=\"490\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cvcv.jpg?resize=280%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-529\" width=\"280\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Agim Sulaj. <i>Shoe<\/i> (XX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Mis amigos y conocidos est\u00e1n totalmente convencidos de que nunca he escrito nada mejor que el cuento <i>El zapato con botas<\/i>, la historia de un zapato que hace lo impensable para hacer rico a su due\u00f1o, y de paso que una princesa acabe rendida a sus pies. Bueno, en realidad nunca he tenido demasiado aprecio por esa antigualla, pues lo escrib\u00ed en 1985 y no es m\u00e1s que una copia barata del mundialmente conocido recopilado por Perrault en el siglo XVII titulado <i>El gato&nbsp; con botas<\/i>. Ese mismo a\u00f1o tambi\u00e9n escrib\u00ed el relato infantil <i>M\u00e9ame<\/i>, que en realidad se titulaba <i>Men\u00e9ame<\/i>, aunque en la imprenta se equivocaron y se distribuy\u00f3 con ese horrible t\u00edtulo que nada ten\u00eda que ver con el argumento, el cual trata sobre un juguete tentetieso perdido cuyo \u00fanico af\u00e1n en la vida es ser meneado con la cabeza por un ni\u00f1o ciego, cojo, manco y sordomudo. La verdad es que no deber\u00eda quejarme, pues la primera edici\u00f3n se agot\u00f3 en dos d\u00edas, mientras que la siguiente, ya con el t\u00edtulo original, solo vendi\u00f3 23 ejemplares en un periodo aproximado de dos lustros. Siete a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde escrib\u00ed una novela que se titulaba <i>M\u00e9ame<\/i>, m\u00e1s que nada para aprovechar la tirada que la lluvia amarilla ten\u00eda en esa \u00e9poca, y sobre todo o en parte, por mi experiencia anterior. Desgraciadamente en la imprenta se volvieron a equivocar y sali\u00f3 a la venta como <i>Las aventuras y desventuras del lobito Pancracio y su cu\u00f1ado Seraf\u00edn<\/i>, con lo cual acab\u00e9 con m\u00e1s de siete mil denuncias por corrupci\u00f3n literaria de menores.<\/p>\n<p>Lo primero que hice cuando sal\u00ed de la c\u00e1rcel, ocho meses m\u00e1s tarde, fue sentarme en el banquito m\u00e1s occidental del parque m\u00e1s oriental de mi barrio. Desde entonces solo me he movido de all\u00ed en 17523 ocasiones. Sobre todo para orinar, defecar, echar la primitiva o para comprar provisiones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Agim Sulaj. Shoe (XX cent.) Mis amigos y conocidos est\u00e1n totalmente convencidos de que nunca he escrito nada mejor que el cuento El zapato con botas, la historia de un zapato que hace lo impensable para hacer rico a su due\u00f1o, y de paso que una princesa acabe rendida a sus pies. 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