{"id":538,"date":"2020-09-05T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-05T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:38","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:38","slug":"email-del-5-de-septiembre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/05\/email-del-5-de-septiembre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de septiembre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-W1As5auZMZw\/X1PS0rD0ZQI\/AAAAAAAApyE\/K_1r-ZDh5fwm7svz5NaokbDFX43unk0DgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/43725967_1879218255448171_7971316343389552640_o.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1051\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/43725967_1879218255448171_7971316343389552640_o.jpg?resize=285%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-539\" width=\"285\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Patrick Henne. <i>Landscape with dick<\/i> (2018)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Mi amigo Rodosmo me ha pedido que escriba el pr\u00f3logo para su novela <i>Ataque f\u00e1lico<\/i>. Como he aceptado su proposici\u00f3n -aunque a rega\u00f1adientes- ahora me toca leer las 2698 p\u00e1ginas del relato. Y tengo solamente dos d\u00edas, pues pasado ma\u00f1ana entra en imprenta. De momento voy por el cap\u00edtulo 47, en el que el sevicio y givoso falo de Emigdio, el protagonista, es confundido con una v\u00edbora ponzo\u00f1osamente mort\u00edfera y es apaleado sin compasi\u00f3n por los tres emes, es decir, Mancio, Medardo y Minervino. Durante el linchamiento, uno de los tres emes, Medardo, pierde el anillo de oro que le regal\u00f3 su abuelo Mag\u00edn en el lecho de muerte y culpa a Mancio de haberselo afanado. Este jura y perjura que \u00e9l no ha robado nada en su vida y Minervino se pone de su parte. Mientras los tres emes discuten, Emigdio aprovecha para huir a toda prisa. Seg\u00fan me ha contado Licinia, la hermana de Rodosmo, Emigdio contin\u00faa escapando hasta el cap\u00edtulo 95, en el que una piedrecita se le mete por dentro de la sandalia y le produce una herida bastante grave que lo lleva directamente al hospital. En el cap\u00edtulo 147, Emigdio sale de la cl\u00ednica y contin\u00faa escapando sin preocuparse por el ma\u00f1ana. A partir de aqu\u00ed, desconozco el argumento del resto de la obra, ya que Licinia fue incapaz de seguir leyendo y Rodosmo quiere que lo averig\u00fce por mi cuenta.<\/p>\n<p>La verdad es que no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 te escribo esto. Podr\u00eda haberte contado que ayer me desapareci\u00f3 un ojo, por supuesto, el de cristal, o que esta ma\u00f1ana se me ha desprendido la oreja de l\u00e1tex. Tambi\u00e9n podr\u00eda haberte llamado por tel\u00e9fono para que escucharas mi nueva voz o para invitarte a que leyeses <i>Ataque f\u00e1lico<\/i> a partir del cap\u00edtulo 195 hasta el final (cap\u00edtulo 345), mientras yo le\u00eda del 47 hasta el 194. Una ayudita, sobre todo si viene de una grand\u00edsima amiga siempre viene bien, ya sabes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Henne. Landscape with dick (2018) Amiga: Mi amigo Rodosmo me ha pedido que escriba el pr\u00f3logo para su novela Ataque f\u00e1lico. Como he aceptado su proposici\u00f3n -aunque a rega\u00f1adientes- ahora me toca leer las 2698 p\u00e1ginas del relato. Y tengo solamente dos d\u00edas, pues pasado ma\u00f1ana entra en imprenta. De momento voy por el [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":539,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/43725967_1879218255448171_7971316343389552640_o.jpg?fit=285%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}