{"id":540,"date":"2020-09-03T17:12:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:39","slug":"email-del-3-de-septiembre-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/03\/email-del-3-de-septiembre-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de septiembre 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-9vmyP2Vfc-Y\/X1Ei2eE2QdI\/AAAAAAAApvY\/VjWmvLafxi8_Ped0JNKfrn222LKSqny_QCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/ea3486b1b7fcd730294a05be8803241f.png?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"730\" data-original-width=\"500\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ea3486b1b7fcd730294a05be8803241f.png?resize=273%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-541\" width=\"273\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Henri Matisse. <i>The dream<\/i> (1935)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n\u00a1Siempre he odiado a Honorato! Su rostro de tr\u00edfido de Wyndham contin\u00faa inquiet\u00e1ndome y, con los a\u00f1os, su car\u00e1cter aborrecible ha ido transformando ese odio en algo parecido a la aversi\u00f3n y la inquina. Sin embargo en algunas ocasiones he de aguantarlo, pues es el hermano de la mujer que me explica conceptos filos\u00f3ficos como el iusnaturalismo o la transmutaci\u00f3n axiol\u00f3gica antes de hacerme una o varias felaciones. Hace un par de d\u00edas, despu\u00e9s de que finalizara la mamada perteneciente a la charla sobre el maquiavelismo, entr\u00f3 ese gilipollas en la habitaci\u00f3n y me grit\u00f3 que estaba harto de mis alaridos de placer y que si quer\u00eda seguir con las lecciones deber\u00eda buscarme otra casa. Y es que en realidad vivo con ambos. Y son ellos los que pagan el alquiler y la comida.<\/p>\n<p>Si yo fuera un tipo violento seguramente hubiera finiquitado el asunto suministr\u00e1ndole <i>novichok<\/i> por una de sus orejas mientras estuviese durmiendo, pues en ese estado suele entrar en una especie de aletargamiento t\u00f3nico similar al que experimentan algunas especies de tiburones cuando se encuentran con una amenaza o un amenazo, sin embargo opt\u00e9 por agarrar a su hermana, desnudarla, tumbarla sobre la cama y hacerle un salvaje, aunque poco higi\u00e9nico, beso negro que tranquiliz\u00f3 mis impulsos emponzo\u00f1adores. Cuando me dirig\u00ed al aseo a lavarme la lengua escuch\u00e9 un sonido semejante al que produce un extremo cercano cuando es empujado por un borde distante. Intent\u00e9 averiguar de qu\u00e9 se trataba pero los p\u00e1rpados me pesaban demasiado.<\/p>\n<p>Abr\u00ed los despertadores, agarr\u00e9 con enfado el ojo y lo lanc\u00e9 contra la pared.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Henri Matisse. The dream (1935) \u00a1Siempre he odiado a Honorato! Su rostro de tr\u00edfido de Wyndham contin\u00faa inquiet\u00e1ndome y, con los a\u00f1os, su car\u00e1cter aborrecible ha ido transformando ese odio en algo parecido a la aversi\u00f3n y la inquina. Sin embargo en algunas ocasiones he de aguantarlo, pues es el hermano de la mujer que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":541,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ea3486b1b7fcd730294a05be8803241f.png?fit=274%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}