{"id":544,"date":"2020-08-28T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-28T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:40","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:40","slug":"email-del-28-de-agosto-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/08\/28\/email-del-28-de-agosto-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de agosto 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-5VUpsvHlbm8\/X0k0p9QiXGI\/AAAAAAAApn4\/h4ydqzENmaU5M-Xh9bYJKoQkCERB6rcrACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/box-of-cockroaches-1967.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"455\" data-original-width=\"632\" height=\"287\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/box-of-cockroaches-1967.jpg?resize=400%2C287&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-545\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Lygia Pape. B<i>ox of cockroaches <\/i>(1967)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nPor razones de seguridad desde el punto de vista edilicio fuimos desalojados sin la m\u00e1s m\u00ednima contemplaci\u00f3n. A m\u00ed me aloj\u00f3 una cucaracha considerada. A mi compa\u00f1era y sierva la aloj\u00e9 yo, un perfecto caballero condecorado en numerosas ocasiones por altezas reales de varios pa\u00edses europeos. \u00a1En el cuchitril! La aloj\u00e9 en el cuchitril del insecto. De la cutia. De la barata. Por supuesto con el permiso del patriarca <i>Periplaneta<\/i>, Ernesto Cleido Blattodeo. Afortunadamente al d\u00eda siguiente fuimos realojados. Fruffff fruffff. Cuando le di las gracias a Ernesto solo me respondi\u00f3 con un fruffff fruffff. Al d\u00eda siguiente del d\u00eda siguiente fuimos nuevamente desalojados. Esta vez me aloj\u00f3 una cuca poco permisiva y que evitaba hablar siempre que las circunstancias lo permit\u00edan. A mi compa\u00f1era y sierva no pude alojarla porque desapareci\u00f3 unas horas antes. Algunos dicen que con Ernesto Cleido Blattodeo. Fruffff fruffff. S\u00ed, el bichejo que hac\u00eda fruffff fruffff. No hubo d\u00eda siguiente, pues alguien que calzaba unas botas reforzadas pisote\u00f3 a toda la familia hemimet\u00e1bola. \u00a1Cutia! \u00a1Cutia! \u00a1Barata! \u00a1Barata!<\/p>\n<p>Mientras me alejaba,<br \/>\nnananana nananana&#8230;<br \/>\nnananana nananana&#8230;<br \/>\nllegu\u00e9 a otro lugar.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando intent\u00e9 alojarme divis\u00e9 en la lejan\u00eda al tipo que me hab\u00eda desalojado en las dos ocasiones anteriores con cara asquerosamente desalojadora y no tuve m\u00e1s remedio que volver a ponerme en camino.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras caminaba,<br \/>\nnananana nananana&#8230;<br \/>\nnananana nananana&#8230;<br \/>\nllegu\u00e9 a otro lugar.<\/p>\n<p>Este otro lugar estaba repleto de diferentes, aunque desiguales, lugares m\u00e1s peque\u00f1itos. En cuanto me sent\u00ed fuerte an\u00edmicamente me sub\u00ed a una especie de atalayita natural para ver si el desalojador aparec\u00eda. \u00a1Apareci\u00f3! \u00a1Apareci\u00f3! Y me dio cuarenta segundos para desalojar cada uno de los lugarcitos pertenecientes al gran lugar Alfa.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras me cagaba en su padre,<br \/>\nnananana nananana&#8230;<br \/>\nnananana nananana&#8230;<br \/>\nllegu\u00e9 a un lugar que reconoc\u00ed al instante.<\/p>\n<p>El sitio en que por razones de seguridad desde el punto de vista edilicio, hab\u00edamos sido desalojados sin la m\u00e1s m\u00ednima contemplaci\u00f3n al principio del texto. Mucho antes del primer fruffff fruffff. \u00a1Cutia! \u00a1Cutia! \u00a1Barata! \u00a1Barata!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lygia Pape. Box of cockroaches (1967) Por razones de seguridad desde el punto de vista edilicio fuimos desalojados sin la m\u00e1s m\u00ednima contemplaci\u00f3n. A m\u00ed me aloj\u00f3 una cucaracha considerada. A mi compa\u00f1era y sierva la aloj\u00e9 yo, un perfecto caballero condecorado en numerosas ocasiones por altezas reales de varios pa\u00edses europeos. \u00a1En el cuchitril! 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