{"id":550,"date":"2020-08-10T17:48:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:42","slug":"email-del-10-de-agosto-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/08\/10\/email-del-10-de-agosto-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 10 de agosto 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-3u26J9SBhhk\/XzGHYLfE8LI\/AAAAAAAApNk\/vt7ZUqEU8V4NJHobBSRRgxMMEk2YEuwVQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/eee.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"700\" data-original-width=\"917\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/eee.jpg?resize=400%2C305&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-551\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Wilhelm von Kaulbach. <i>Mentally Ill patients in the garden of an asylum <\/i>(XIX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Tengo una manzana en el bolsillo. Dicen que con una manzana en el bolsillo se puede alejar a los imb\u00e9ciles. Tambi\u00e9n dicen que con dos manzanas en el bolsillo se alejan tanto a los imb\u00e9ciles como a los que todav\u00eda no son demasiado imb\u00e9ciles aunque lo ser\u00e1n en un futuro muy cercano. Pero si en lugar de llevar una o dos manzanas en el bolsillo, uno se muestra sumamente ego\u00edsta y se mete tres manzanas en el bolsillo, este acaba por ceder y las manzanas caen al suelo. Una manzana ca\u00edda sobre el suelo significa que todos los familiares del sujeto que ha dejado caer la manzana van a coger la triquinosis en un plazo de ocho semanas. Dos manzanas ca\u00eddas sobre el suelo significa que todos los familiares del sujeto que ha dejado caer las manzanas y las examantes de estos van a infectarse de una enfermedad sexual en el Pazo de Ulloa&#8230; perd\u00f3n&#8230; quise decir en el plazo de.. \u00a1diecis\u00e9is semanas! Por supuesto las manzanas que pueden meterse en los bolsillos deben pertenecer a las variedades Fuji Lopezina o Fuji Perezina.<\/p>\n<p>Hablando de Fuji con may\u00fasculas: una vez estuve en el monte Fuji&#8230; bueno, en realidad nunca he estado en el monte Fuji, pero tengo un p\u00f3ster de ese volc\u00e1n en mi aseo. A veces, sobre todo cuando las deposiciones se resisten, invoco a la diosa Sengen, pero la verdad es que todo lo que entra en mi cuerpo suele salir con la misma placidez cuasieclesi\u00e1stica con la que se hizo famoso Cuasimodo, el personaje de CuasiHugo.<\/p>\n<p>(Nota: Los dos p\u00e1rrafos anteriores pertenecen a <i>El lenguaje de las envolturas&#8230; las envolturas testiculares, naturalmente<\/i>, un libro que escribir\u00e9 cuando decida que ha llegado el momento de no escribirlo)<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wilhelm von Kaulbach. Mentally Ill patients in the garden of an asylum (XIX cent.) Hola: Tengo una manzana en el bolsillo. Dicen que con una manzana en el bolsillo se puede alejar a los imb\u00e9ciles. Tambi\u00e9n dicen que con dos manzanas en el bolsillo se alejan tanto a los imb\u00e9ciles como a los que todav\u00eda 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