{"id":552,"date":"2020-08-09T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-09T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:42","slug":"email-del-9-de-agosto-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/08\/09\/email-del-9-de-agosto-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de agosto 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-FtosSq9M7V4\/XzAF-vvQUBI\/AAAAAAAApNU\/O5JIdsVsw_UWlhD-7npItOZK1pdKK4hqACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/main-image.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1200\" data-original-width=\"934\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/main-image.jpg?resize=311%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-553\" width=\"311\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Corridor in the asylum <\/i>(1889)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiguita del alma querida:<\/p>\n<p>Cada vez que miro al tabique A me siento reconfortado y fortalecido. A\u00fan recuerdo cuando lo compr\u00e9 v\u00eda Amazon hace unos pocos a\u00f1os. Era mi primer tabique y mi primera adquisici\u00f3n online. La empresa que los fabricaba, pues quebr\u00f3 a principios de a\u00f1o debido a la jodida pandemia, se llamaba Paroniria Zo-Zo S.L. y estaba regentada por un \u00edngrimo y egeno hered\u00edpeta. Sin embargo es el tabique B del que m\u00e1s orgulloso me siento, ya que lo adquir\u00ed en una puja y tuve que licitar con un desgraciado catacaldo que se hab\u00eda empe\u00f1ado en qued\u00e1rselo a toda costa. Al final se lo arrebat\u00e9 de sus caqu\u00e9cticas manos por un dineral pero me sent\u00ed orgulloso de m\u00ed mismo.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando no miro al tabique A ni al tabique B suelo mirar al muro 1 o a la tapia 4. En ocasiones me pongo estr\u00e1bico y dirijo el ojo derecho a la valla S-34 mientras que con el otro ojo contemplo la floraci\u00f3n de los dientes de le\u00f3n que crecen sobre la base de la medianera de colecci\u00f3n. Y cuando no miro a ning\u00fan sitio es porque estoy durmiendo o imaginando mujeres entre cincuenta y sesenta a\u00f1os y sobrepesadas, completamente desnudas y con sus manos acarici\u00e1ndose las andorgas.<\/p>\n<p>Te cuento esto porque mi patrocinador, el sanatorio Quietud Ufana me ha dado permiso despu\u00e9s de haberme dado tranquilizantes. Claro que antes de haberme dado tranquilizantes me dieron una somanta. Y antes de la somanta me robaron el yo-yo y el Tiki-taka.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh. Corridor in the asylum (1889) Amiguita del alma querida: Cada vez que miro al tabique A me siento reconfortado y fortalecido. A\u00fan recuerdo cuando lo compr\u00e9 v\u00eda Amazon hace unos pocos a\u00f1os. Era mi primer tabique y mi primera adquisici\u00f3n online. La empresa que los fabricaba, pues quebr\u00f3 a principios de a\u00f1o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":553,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/main-image.jpg?fit=312%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}