{"id":554,"date":"2020-08-07T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T19:15:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:43","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:43","slug":"theodor-severin-kittelsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/08\/07\/theodor-severin-kittelsen\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de agosto 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Xu1zijuz2aE\/Xy2niUcu3RI\/AAAAAAAApNA\/nDSwaj9MbtkqV4qkLTfnI3N6Wbr9t7idwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/91mmrv48ejL._AC_SL1500_.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"620\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/91mmrv48ejL._AC_SL1500_.jpg?resize=400%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-555\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Theodor Severin Kittelsen. Creepy, crawly, rustling, bustling (1900)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nUn colgajo de mierda reseca cuelga entre los test\u00edculos y el perineo \u00bfDe qui\u00e9n es ese pingajo? Pertenece a Mat\u00edas Linares, alias <i>Strigoi<\/i>, un sujeto miserable y mugriento que diseca cuervos por las tardes. Los c\u00f3rvidos se los proporciona Leocadio Bermejo, alias Sisebuto. Mientras rellena de escayola el cuerpo de lo que alguna vez fue un ave, Mat\u00edas no deja de recitar su propio mantra:<br \/>\nA veces mi vida es tan espeluznante.<br \/>\nA veces mi vida es tan espeluznante.<br \/>\nA veces mi vida es tan espeluznante.<br \/>\nA veces mi vida es tan espeluznante.<br \/>\nA veces mi vida es tan espeluznante.<br \/>\nMientras esa especie de letan\u00eda insistente aterriza sobre la mesa de disecci\u00f3n, el pingajo se aferra con fuerza inusitada a los pelos que rodean a los d\u00eddimos como un nimbo a un santo. A menudo Mat\u00edas se rasca con cierta delectaci\u00f3n, aunque la mayor parte del tiempo es Leocadio quien le frota sus partes y las restriega. Para eso cobra. La captura y asesinato de los cuervos no le deja suficiente dinero para pasar el mes. Sin embargo rascar unos huevos peludos, aunque sea por encima del pantal\u00f3n, le proporciona jugosos dividendos. Al mismo tiempo que le rasca las pelotas, Sisebuto suplica al Alt\u00edsimo. Pero el Alt\u00edsimo en estos d\u00edas est\u00e1 baj\u00edsimo de autocontrol emocional y las imploraciones se pierden entre los metros cuadrados de la habitaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theodor Severin Kittelsen. Creepy, crawly, rustling, bustling (1900) Un colgajo de mierda reseca cuelga entre los test\u00edculos y el perineo \u00bfDe qui\u00e9n es ese pingajo? Pertenece a Mat\u00edas Linares, alias Strigoi, un sujeto miserable y mugriento que diseca cuervos por las tardes. Los c\u00f3rvidos se los proporciona Leocadio Bermejo, alias Sisebuto. Mientras rellena de escayola [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":555,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/91mmrv48ejL._AC_SL1500_.jpg?fit=400%2C276&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}