{"id":560,"date":"2020-07-13T00:17:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T00:17:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:44","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:44","slug":"email-del-13-de-julio-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/07\/13\/email-del-13-de-julio-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de julio 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-q4n2n04UcvU\/XwumYtIerjI\/AAAAAAAAo7s\/-ArCQWbLZh4KeuCQuvEnGxGpFuvqPI8AQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/Francisco%2BGoya.%2BDisparate%2Bconocido%2B%25281815%2529.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"440\" data-original-width=\"639\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Francisco2BGoya.2BDisparate2Bconocido2B252818152529.jpg?resize=400%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-561\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco de Goya. <i>Disparate conocido <\/i>(1815)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nCarlos amaba a Beatriz. Beatriz estaba loca por Javier. Javier dej\u00f3 pre\u00f1ado a Carlos, pero no a ese Carlos, sino a otro Carlos, lo que caus\u00f3 una peque\u00f1a revoluci\u00f3n entre los andr\u00f3logos y ginec\u00f3logos de medio mundo. Cuando Beatriz se enter\u00f3 de que el t\u00edo al que quer\u00eda iba a ser padre o madre, se puso a salir compulsivamente con Sergio, Vicente y Gregorio. Este \u00faltimo babeaba al dar besos con la lengua. Pasaron tres siglos. Carlos hab\u00eda muerto doscientos cincuenta a\u00f1os antes. Beatriz doscientos treinta y dos a\u00f1os antes. Javier doscientos veinte a\u00f1os antes y Carlos, el otro, se hab\u00eda convertido en inmortal y todav\u00eda viv\u00eda, aunque su peque\u00f1\u00edn fruto de la relaci\u00f3n con Javier hab\u00eda dejado este mundo hac\u00eda poco menos de ciento setenta a\u00f1os. Tanto Sergio como Vicente y Gregorio fallecieron por orden alfab\u00e9tico aunque ninguno de sus decesos son importantes para que este relato avance, sobre todo porque no hay por donde cogerlo.<\/p>\n<p>Carlos tocaba el dulc\u00e9mele. Beatriz tocaba el birimbao. Javier no tocaba ning\u00fan instrumento pero sol\u00eda manosear algunos billetes peque\u00f1os. Carlos (el otro) era director de la Filarm\u00f3nica. Sergio, Vicente y Gregorio formaban una especie de sizigia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos era logopeda. Beatriz ten\u00eda las pezu\u00f1as partidas, por lo tanto era fis\u00edpeda. Javier era ortopeda y Carlos (el otro) se apellidaba Cepeda.<\/p>\n<p>Carlos se acariciaba los lunes. Beatriz se tocaba los mi\u00e9rcoles. Javier se tanteaba los martes y los jueves. El otro Carlos no se acariciaba ni se tocaba o tanteaba, prefer\u00eda que Sergio, Vicente y Gregorio lo sobasen despu\u00e9s de haberse palpado un rato entre ellos.<\/p>\n<p>Carlos se sonaba los mocos porque en realidad era&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos y Beatriz se hab\u00edan conocido siete a\u00f1os antes en una&#8230; organizada por Javier, el hermano del otro Carlos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos Carletes y Carlos Carletes (el otro) eran unos tontos, los dos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos se hab\u00eda disfrazado de desliz casi fatal. Beatriz se hab\u00eda disfrazado de recurso adquirido. Javier prefiri\u00f3 vestirse de creencia subjetiva mientras que el otro Carlos se transform\u00f3 en adjetivo en desuso&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos ten\u00eda un buen trasero. Beatriz ten\u00eda una buena delantera. Javier estaba orgulloso de su lateral izquierdo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos era un sujeto marcadamente ecl\u00edptico&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Carlos&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco de Goya. Disparate conocido (1815) Carlos amaba a Beatriz. Beatriz estaba loca por Javier. Javier dej\u00f3 pre\u00f1ado a Carlos, pero no a ese Carlos, sino a otro Carlos, lo que caus\u00f3 una peque\u00f1a revoluci\u00f3n entre los andr\u00f3logos y ginec\u00f3logos de medio mundo. 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