{"id":580,"date":"2020-06-17T17:19:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T17:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:53","slug":"email-del-17-de-junio-2020-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/06\/17\/email-del-17-de-junio-2020-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 17 de junio 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-n4PRAfssruU\/XupO19D7Y1I\/AAAAAAAAoqA\/3-D4cjRWAYMWaEPlnp0UMOsQ4Z1PoWa4ACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/zzz.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"686\" data-original-width=\"1024\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/zzz.jpg?resize=400%2C267&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-581\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Nicolas Mentor. <i>Rural scene in Haiti<\/i> (1934)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHolaaaaa:<\/p>\n<p>Mi amigo Victorio Contreras es un tipo listo. Hace cuatro a\u00f1os se enter\u00f3 de que con el esmegma humano se fabricaban en Lourdes y F\u00e1tima las mejores velas votivas del mundo. Durante dos meses se empap\u00f3 todo lo que pudo del asunto (se empap\u00f3 del tema, no con el esmegma) y en febrero del 2017 inaugur\u00f3 dos webs de compra, cambio y venta de esmegma ib\u00e9rico (espa\u00f1ol, portugu\u00e9s y andorrano) llamadas <a href=\"https:\/\/ideasqueayudan.com\/esmegma-que-es-causas-y-tratamiento\/\">compramostutemiga.com<\/a>&nbsp;y <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mens-app.es\/adherencias-balanoprepuciales\/\">compramostuesmegma.es<\/a>. Desde entonces Victorio ha pasado de vivir en un h\u00famedo pisito de 64 metros cuadrados en la deprimida calle Carmen Crespo de Valencia a residir en un chalet tres veces m\u00e1s grande que todo el barrio donde se encuentra la calle antes mencionada. Para no ser menos, su hermana Aurelia Contreras mont\u00f3 otro tinglado el a\u00f1o pasado (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ellassaben.com\/relaciones-de-pareja\/q104012-mi-novio-tiene-los-dientes-podridos-no-se-como-dejarlo\">compramostudentadurapostiza.es<\/a>)&nbsp;y su sobrino Mauro est\u00e1 a punto de abrir un sitio web especializado en chambranas. El negocio de Aurelia, aunque no es tan boyante como el de su hermano le proporciona suculentos dividendos. Ella compra las dentaduras postizas por medio de la web y las env\u00eda a su socio en Hait\u00ed. All\u00ed Pierre-Philipe, que por cierto tiene una cara similar a un paspart\u00fa fabricado en estuco o cristal, las almacena en grandes dep\u00f3sitos y las selecciona seg\u00fan la cantidad de piezas dentales y la calidad del acabado. Los martes y los jueves se desplaza al mercado de Puerto Pr\u00edncipe y vende un n\u00famero bastante considerable a esa porci\u00f3n de la poblaci\u00f3n parcial o totalmente desdentada. Los viernes, despu\u00e9s de rascarse los feos eritemas multiformes, le env\u00eda un cheque a Aurelia escondido entre las pulpas de las papayas y esta se lo esconde entre las bragas nada m\u00e1s recibirlo, o por lo menos es lo que dice Victorio. Est\u00e1 claro que entre ambos hermanos no existe una relaci\u00f3n cordial y que simplemente se soportan para contentar a las cenizas de su madre, Teresita \u00abla desgraciada\u00bb Vega. Teresita&nbsp; muri\u00f3 en 1995 cuando una de sus orejas explosion\u00f3 causando una verdadera hecatombe en el aseo de un metro cuadrado del domicilio de los Contreras, habitado por el abuelo Contreras, la abuela Contreras, la amante del abuelo Contreras, el amante de la amante del abuelo Contreras, el sant\u00f3n de la abuela Contreras y los perros del abuelo y la abuela Contreras y del amante de la amante del abuelo Contreras.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nicolas Mentor. Rural scene in Haiti (1934) Holaaaaa: Mi amigo Victorio Contreras es un tipo listo. Hace cuatro a\u00f1os se enter\u00f3 de que con el esmegma humano se fabricaban en Lourdes y F\u00e1tima las mejores velas votivas del mundo. Durante dos meses se empap\u00f3 todo lo que pudo del asunto (se empap\u00f3 del tema, no 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