{"id":582,"date":"2020-06-11T20:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-11T20:05:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:53","slug":"email-del-11-de-junio-2020_11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/06\/11\/email-del-11-de-junio-2020_11\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 11 de junio 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-fNOx0XpuphY\/XuKNSgnU3jI\/AAAAAAAAopQ\/o616bPFVqssz4Kku5zvqzDhEBuSk7HZxgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/radish-1935.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"551\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/radish-1935.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C293&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-583\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Unichi Hiratsuka. <i>Radish <\/i>(1935)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querid\u00edsima amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Me encontraba totalmente concentrado montando una maqueta de r\u00e1bano a escala 1:100 cuando sent\u00ed una sensaci\u00f3n extra\u00f1a recorri\u00e9ndome la columna vertebral. Al principio pens\u00e9 que se trataba de otro inefable razonamiento introspectivo, sin embargo cuando repar\u00e9 en que realmente estaba reflexionando sobre la mendacidad (no confundir con mendicidad), ya sabes, esa especie de rutina inmoral que todo lo descompone, llegu\u00e9 a la conclusi\u00f3n de que esta vez era algo totalmente diferente y mucho m\u00e1s trascendental. Por esa raz\u00f3n intent\u00e9 poner mi mejor voluntad y una cara m\u00e1s acorde con el positivismo exacerbado que requer\u00eda la ocasi\u00f3n. Como no estaba demasiado acostumbrado a dibujar sonrisas esboc\u00e9 un gesto aprobatorio que me sali\u00f3 casi perfecto. Al cabo de tres horas una idea se instal\u00f3 en mi \u00abquijotera\u00bb, si me permites el vocablo <i>nadsat<\/i>, en forma de letan\u00eda extraordinariamente pretenciosa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Solo los muertos son inofensivos.<br \/>\nSolo los muertos son inofensivos.<br \/>\nSolo los muertos son inofensivos.<\/p>\n<p>Tras repet\u00edrmelo para mis adentros unas trescientas veces cre\u00ed que hab\u00eda llegado la hora de intentarlo al estilo del mundo paralelo en donde el tiempo funciona al rev\u00e9s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>.so\u028c\u0131su\u01dd\u025fou\u0131 uos so\u0287\u0279\u01ddn\u026f so\u05df o\u05dfoS<br \/>\n.so\u028c\u0131su\u01dd\u025fou\u0131 uos so\u0287\u0279\u01ddn\u026f so\u05df o\u05dfoS<br \/>\n.so\u028c\u0131su\u01dd\u025fou\u0131 uos so\u0287\u0279\u01ddn\u026f so\u05df o\u05dfoS<\/p>\n<p>Al final me cans\u00e9 de pensar de la misma manera que un tit\u00ed de la familia <i>Callitrichidae<\/i> se harta del juguete que le han proporcionado sus due\u00f1os, que no son m\u00e1s que unos malditos carceleros. Cuando me repuse del impacto de mis propias apreciaciones me di cuenta de que el suelo necesitaba una limpieza, as\u00ed que me acerqu\u00e9 al armarito donde guardo los potingues y saqu\u00e9 reverencialmente el limpiador jabonoso Pronto. Sin embargo, otra de esas ideas tan destructoras como la famosa frase de Roc\u00edo Jurado me oblig\u00f3 a beberme la botella de 750 ml de un puto trago.<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unichi Hiratsuka. Radish (1935) Querid\u00edsima amiga: Me encontraba totalmente concentrado montando una maqueta de r\u00e1bano a escala 1:100 cuando sent\u00ed una sensaci\u00f3n extra\u00f1a recorri\u00e9ndome la columna vertebral. 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