{"id":584,"date":"2020-06-06T18:19:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-06T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:54","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:54","slug":"email-del-6-de-junio-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/06\/06\/email-del-6-de-junio-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de junio 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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John William Waterhouse. A song of springtime<\/i> (1913)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\nAmiga:<\/p>\n

Hoy es uno de esos d\u00edas en los que no me apetece m\u00e1s que entonar melod\u00edas del pasado. Mi primera interpretaci\u00f3n se titula Aunque me des 20 duros<\/i> y fue escrita por vete a saber qui\u00e9n…<\/p>\n

Aunque me des veinte durooooos<\/i>
\nno voy contigo al pinaaaar,<\/i>
\nporque tienes saba\u00f1oneeeees <\/i>
\ny me los puedes pegaaaaar.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nY me los puedes pegaaaaar <\/i>
\ny me los puedes pegaaaaar<\/i>
\ny aunque me des veinte durooooos <\/i>
\nno voy contigo al pinaaaaar.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nY ahora voy a cantar yooooo<\/i>
\nuna tonadilla nuevaaaaa<\/i>
\nque cuando naci\u00f3 mi madreeeee <\/i>
\nya la cantaba mi abuelaaaaa.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u00a1Maravillosa! Maravillosa cancioncilla castellana. Ahora me voy a dirigir en l\u00ednea semirecta hacia Le\u00f3n para interpretarte Al lado de mi caba\u00f1a<\/i>, aunque primero voy a comerme un caramelo Pictol\u00edn.<\/p>\n

Al lado de mi caba\u00f1aaaaa<\/i>
\ntengo una huerta y un madro\u00f1aaaaal <\/i>
\ncon mi caba\u00f1a y mi huerta, lereeeee,<\/i>
\ny los madro\u00f1os, lere, qu\u00e9 quiero m\u00e1aaaas. <\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nAy la cara, la cara, la caraaaaa,<\/i>
\nque bonita ni\u00f1a tienes tu la caraaaaa;<\/i>
\nay guindilla, guindilla, guindillaaaaa,<\/i>
\nque ya no me quiere, la coloradillaaaaa.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nApenas sale la aurora<\/i>
\ny en la monta\u00f1a se oye un cantaaaaar<\/i>
\npastores al son de gaita, lereeeee,<\/i>
\nque gime en brazos, lere, de alg\u00fan ga\u00f1\u00e1aaaan. <\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nAy la caraaaaa…<\/i>
\nAy la caraaaaa…<\/i><\/p>\n

\u00a1Joder, me ha salido fenomenal! \u00a1Mejoro con el entrenamiento! El siguiente tema form\u00f3 parte durante 18 a\u00f1os de mis canciones preferidas, aunque actualmente me parece insoportable. Voy a cantarlo simplemente porque me trae recuerdos sin az\u00facares a\u00f1adidos. Ah, se me olvidaba, el autor de dicha cancioncilla fui yo cuando ten\u00eda 12 a\u00f1os…<\/p>\n

A la era de trillaaaaa,<\/i>
\na la era de trillaaaaa,<\/i>
\nme desplac\u00e9 para cagaaaaar,<\/i>
\ny aunque no ten\u00eda demasiadas ganaaaaas,<\/i>
\nla mierda sali\u00f3oooo iguaaaaal.<\/i><\/p>\n

A la viru viru virulosaaaaa.<\/i>
\nA la viru viru virulosaaaaa.<\/i>
\nA la viru viru leeeee,<\/i>
\nA la viru viru virulosaaaaa.<\/i>
\nA la viru viru virulosaaaaa.<\/i>
\nA la viru viru leeeee,<\/i>
\nme importa una jodida mierdaaaaa,<\/i>
\nlo que t\u00fa creas que no s\u00e9eeee.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u00a1Fant\u00e1stica! Eres un p\u00fablico muy agradable. Mi siguiente canci\u00f3n es una buler\u00eda que se titula Tengo una prima hermana<\/i> y lo \u00fanico que te puedo decir de ella es que es otro de esos bodrios andaluces que por alguna raz\u00f3n me fascina cantar.<\/p>\n

Tengo una prima hermanaaaaa<\/i>
\nque por irse con el noviooooo<\/i>
\nse tir\u00f3 por la ventanaaaa.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nPor ti no me mira nadieeeee<\/i>
\npor ti me a van a dar un d\u00edaaaaa<\/i>
\nun porracito en la calleeeee.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nGitanita m\u00e1s brav\u00edaaaaa<\/i>
\nnaci\u00f3 en la tierra de C\u00e1iiiii,<\/i>
\nPuerto de Santa Mar\u00edaaaaa.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nQu\u00e9 bonita es la amapolaaaaa<\/i>
\nno tiene pare ni mareeeee<\/i>
\nse cr\u00eda en el campo solaaaaa.<\/i><\/p>\n

Ya me he cansado. El recital se ha terminado. \u00a1Ahora comienza la depilaci\u00f3n! Me gusta pasarme la maquinilla de afeitar por todo el cuerpo. \u00a1Mi cuerpo! \u00a1Mi cuerpo! Una vez los pelos est\u00e1n en la basura me veo menos animal, aunque eso no quiere decir que me sienta m\u00e1s humano. Para sentirme como t\u00fa o como cualquiera de los que se parecen a ti deber\u00eda volver a ser concebido. Y eso es bastante poco probable que suceda. \u00a1Espera!<\/p>\n

\n\u00a1Ya! Acabo de vomitar. Caray, me sent\u00f3 mal la mezcla de ratatouille<\/i> y rabo de toro. Me apetece… me apetece volver a cantar. \u00a1Por lo menos un \u00fanico tema que voy a improvisar…<\/p>\n

Guainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGua Gua Gua.<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGua Gua Gua.<\/i>
\n
<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGua Gua Gua.<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGuainoooooo…<\/i>
\nGua Gua Gua.<\/i><\/p>\n

Greg \u00abFrut-Frut\u00bb L. P\u00e9rez\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

John William Waterhouse. A song of springtime (1913) Amiga: Hoy es uno de esos d\u00edas en los que no me apetece m\u00e1s que entonar melod\u00edas del pasado. Mi primera interpretaci\u00f3n se titula Aunque me des 20 duros y fue escrita por vete a saber qui\u00e9n… Aunque me des veinte durooooos no voy contigo al pinaaaar, 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