{"id":588,"date":"2020-06-04T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-04T08:17:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:55","slug":"email-del-4-de-junio-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/06\/04\/email-del-4-de-junio-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 4 de junio 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Q79XulMMjUM\/XtisK7NH-EI\/AAAAAAAAoig\/5ftYVLhZ15AY9Juyvit7z_puj0y0WKAOgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/0c723d35-6ebd-4134-a242-94f3db1e8352_1.20d69a1be21cfb9110682d98d2460cd1.jpeg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"612\" data-original-width=\"612\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/0c723d35-6ebd-4134-a242-94f3db1e8352_1.20d69a1be21cfb9110682d98d2460cd1.jpeg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-589\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Theophile Steinlen. <i>En communisme <\/i>(1906)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Recuerdo que estaba mirando el escaparate de una librer\u00eda cuando de repente escuch\u00e9 una serie de gritos que en un principio me parecieron expulsiones ruidosas de fluidos eup\u00e9pticos amplificados con un equipo Zapco zx o Digital Designs. Sin embargo, cuando me gir\u00e9 lo \u00fanico que pude ver fue la figura de un tipo con aspecto de pira\u00f1a enloquecida que se acercaba a m\u00ed corriendo. A partir de ese momento solo recuerdo que unas manos del tama\u00f1o de un cortau\u00f1as descomunal intentaban estrangularme. Intentar\u00e9 transcribir lo que sucedi\u00f3 por medio de nuestro propio di\u00e1logo.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Eres un maldito desgraciado!<br \/>\nYO: Aggggggg.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Jodido malparido!<br \/>\nYO: Aggggggg. Aggggggg.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Malasombra! \u00a1Pavitonto! \u00a1Zamacuco!<br \/>\nYO: Aggggggg. Aggggggg. Aggggggg.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Desgraciado mam\u00f3n! \u00a1Tarado! \u00a1Carajaula! \u00a1Tocapelotas!<br \/>\nYO: Por&#8230; por favor&#8230; su&#8230; su\u00e9lteme&#8230;<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Sacamuelas! \u00a1Tolai! \u00a1Sabandija! \u00a1Carapapa! \u00a1Pita\u00f1oso de los cojones!<br \/>\nYO: \u00bfPero qu\u00e9 le he hecho yo? Aggggggg. Aggggggg.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Mamonazo! \u00a1Pelazarzas! \u00a1Huelegateras! Lamepuertas! \u00a1Escolimoso asqueroso! \u00a1Chirimbaina! \u00a1Calzamonas!<br \/>\nYO: \u00a1Socorroooooo!<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Caraflema! \u00a1Arrastracueros! \u00a1Cebollino! \u00a1Papirote!<br \/>\nYO: \u00a1Que alguien me ayudeeeee! \u00a1Por fa&#8230;.!<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Peinaovejas! \u00a1Zurcefrenillos! \u00a1Rieleches! \u00a1Pataliebre! \u00a1Mangurri\u00e1n!<br \/>\nYO: \u00a1Su\u00e9lteme! \u00a1Me est\u00e1 asfixiando! Aggggggg.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Mel\u00f3n! \u00a1Gurriato! \u00a1Lamegurruminas! \u00a1Muerdesartenes! \u00a1Paquet\u00f3n! \u00a1Soplaguindas! \u00a1Tiralevitas!<br \/>\nYO: \u00bfNadie va a ayudarme?<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Zarrapastroso! \u00a1Tagarote! \u00a1Agilipollado! \u00a1Sinentraero! \u00a1Piojoso pollopera!<br \/>\nYO: Aggggggg. Aggggggg. Aggggggg.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Te voy a matar, quitahipos! \u00a1Rastrapajo! \u00a1Mo\u00f1\u00f3n! \u00a1Reba\u00f1asand\u00edas!<br \/>\nYO: Si&#8230; si me suelta ahora mismo le juro que le perdono&#8230;<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Pillavispas! \u00a1Manegueta! \u00a1Patacojo! \u00a1Ovejo! \u00a1Morroestufa! \u00a1Mierdabota!<br \/>\nYO: \u00a1Cosorrooooo!<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Yene yene yene! \u00a1Papirote! \u00a1Pelagambas! \u00a1Revientaba\u00fales! \u00a1Tontaco-tontucio! \u00a1Zamugo! \u00a1Perrocostra! \u00a1Mangarr\u00e1n! \u00a1Letr\u00edn! \u00a1Faes-Aznar! \u00a1Fanfosquero! \u00a1Escornacabras! \u00a1Habahel\u00e1! \u00a1Huev\u00f3n! \u00a1Lamegapos! \u00a1Giraesquinas! \u00a1Meapilas! \u00a1Metemuertos! \u00a1Panarra! \u00a1Metijaco! \u00a1Longanizas! \u00a1Mindundi! \u00a1Pelapatatas! \u00a1Pinchakiwis! \u00a1Pitofloro! \u00a1Sonajas! \u00a1Tarugo! \u00a1Zamugo! \u00a1Tordo! Zascandil! \u00a1Gorrumino! \u00a1Lechuguino! \u00a1Gilipollas y gilipuertas! \u00a1Lameperineos! \u00a1Foligoso! \u00a1Echacantos !Esbaratabailes! \u00a1Desgarracalzas! \u00a1Estofrito! \u00a1Chup\u00f3ptero! \u00a1Filimincias! \u00a1Escobritajo! \u00a1Desgarraculos! \u00a1Cierrabares! \u00a1Culopollo! \u00a1Cern\u00edcalo! \u00a1Cuerpoescombro! \u00a1Cenutrio! \u00a1Estulto! \u00a1Chiquilicuatre! \u00a1Espera&#8230;! \u00a1T\u00fa, t\u00fa no eres Salvador Satorre! \u00a1Qui\u00e9n cojones eres t\u00fa?<br \/>\nYO: Me&#8230; me llamo Grag&#8230; Gragorio&#8230; Gregorio&#8230;<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Joder! \u00a1Me he equivocado! \u00a1Le ayudar\u00e9 a levantarse! \u00a1No ha sido nada! Anda, vamos. \u00bfSe encuentra perfectamente, verdad?<br \/>\nYO: Mara&#8230; Maravillosamente bien. Gracias.<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00a1Por casualidad usted es hermano de SS?<br \/>\nYO: \u00bfQui&#8230; qui\u00e9n es ese SS&#8230; ss&#8230; sssss<br \/>\nLOCO: Salvador Satorre. Un hijo de la grand\u00edsima puta que me debe 10 euros.<br \/>\nYO: Yo soy Gregorio. \u00a1L\u00f3pez!<br \/>\nLOCO: \u00bfNo conocer\u00e1 por casualidad a SS?<br \/>\nYO: Co&#8230; conozco a un tal Latorre, con ele. Lorenzo Latorre. LL.<br \/>\nLOCO: Bueno. Le tengo que dejar. Ha sido un aut\u00e9ntico placer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Unos d\u00edas m\u00e1s tarde me enter\u00e9 por un testigo del suceso que el infrahumano que me atac\u00f3 era profesor en la Borsona (\u00a1ni siquiera en la Sorbona!), un internado para j\u00f3venes con problemas de conducta. Cuando le pregunt\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 narices no me hab\u00eda ayudado, este respondi\u00f3 que estaba tan fascinado con la retah\u00edla de insultos que no se dio cuenta de que me estaban poniendo a caldo hasta que el agresor se hubo largado.<\/p>\n<p>Todo esto me lleva a pensar que Espa\u00f1a es el \u00fanico pa\u00eds apaisado del mundo. Y que cada vez que alguien compra un kilo de duraznos muere una novicia resquemada. Y que dentro de los test\u00edculos de los dromedarios se encuentra la puerta que nos puede llevar a entrar en otras dimensiones desconocidas. Y que mi amiga Wilfrania asesin\u00f3 a sus padres, a sus hermanos, a sus abuelos, a sus t\u00edos y al abogado de la amante de su estilista. Y que nunca deb\u00ed votar al PSOE, ya que soy comunista.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theophile Steinlen. En communisme (1906) Recuerdo que estaba mirando el escaparate de una librer\u00eda cuando de repente escuch\u00e9 una serie de gritos que en un principio me parecieron expulsiones ruidosas de fluidos eup\u00e9pticos amplificados con un equipo Zapco zx o Digital Designs. 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