{"id":604,"date":"2020-05-21T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-21T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:59","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:59","slug":"email-del-21-de-mayo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/05\/21\/email-del-21-de-mayo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de mayo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-nMMDzaDz4vc\/XsaT5axuOgI\/AAAAAAAAoQc\/YsPluV_XxNM48qCagd2Eb8HfYSMHKNTggCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/reb_zurbaran_cuevas.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"837\" data-original-width=\"1000\" height=\"333\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/reb_zurbaran_cuevas.jpg?resize=400%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-605\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco de Zurbar\u00e1n. <i>Virgin of the Misericordia <\/i>(1634)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga, compa\u00f1era y camarada:<\/p>\n<p>\u00daltimamente solo salgo a la calle enclaustrado en una vitrina. Soy consciente de que en cualquier esquina puede haber un bichito de Wuhan dispuesto para saltarme a la nariz o a la boca. Aunque la verdad es que salir de esa guisa tiene sus inconvenientes, pues tengo que contratar y pagar a cuatro tipos para que me lleven en andas y a otros dos para que alejen a la gente que quiere besar el cristal que me a\u00edsla. Seg\u00fan mi secretario procesional, en algunos barrios se me conoce como Mandagurr\u00edn que en argot barriobajero valenciano quiere decir \u00abel sant\u00edsimo pel\u00f3n inmaculado, virtuoso y puro, que se pasea portado y sin manto de flores\u00bb. Ayer, sin ir m\u00e1s lejos, un grupo de unos 30 o 40 ciudadanos siguieron mi recorrido durante varias calles mientras canturreaban&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Hosanna hey, sana sana sana oh<\/i><br \/>\n<i>sanna hey, sana oh, sannaaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Oh Mandagurr\u00edn, Mandagurr\u00edn, alejate del sanedr\u00edn<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Sanna oh, sanna hey, superstaaaaaar.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>La verdad es que como ateo militante -y ap\u00f3stata desde hace m\u00e1s de una d\u00e9cada- me siento bastante sorprendido cuando la chusma intenta santificarme. Aunque por otra parte, y como profundo conocedor del vulgo y de sus m\u00e1s rec\u00f3nditos misterios, no me extra\u00f1a demasiado que sigan l\u00edderes por el \u00fanico hecho de seguir a cualquier cosa que se desplace, y de esa manera otorgarle otro sentido a sus vidas, vac\u00edas, disponibles y repletas de estulticia, penitencia, mortificacion y santos m\u00e1rtires. A menudo he pensado en hacerme gur\u00fa. Podr\u00eda llamarme Mandagurr\u00edn de los pastorcillos del cornezuelo o incluso Mandagurr\u00edn Sri-Krishnaia y hacer una pasta con la imbecilidad ajena. Y cuando tuviera llena la bolsa me dedicar\u00eda a acabar mis d\u00edas encerrado en el Hogar del Lenocinio, la manceb\u00eda que yo ayud\u00e9 a crear hace cinco a\u00f1os y de la que fui destituido por mis dos socias maritornes.<\/p>\n<p>Pero creo que estoy divagando. En realidad lo \u00fanico que verdaderamente deseo es que ciertos caudillos de extrema derecha sean abducidos por los extraterrestres. \u00a1Solo de pensarlo se me solidifica el semen! \u00a1Aunque tambi\u00e9n me valdr\u00eda que muriesen pisoteados por una vacada de reses bravas o asesinados por cualquier descerebrado que pertenezca a otra facci\u00f3n, clan, partido, secta o como quiera denominarse a cualquier organizaci\u00f3n, asociaci\u00f3n o grupo cuya ideolog\u00eda se sostenga gracias al desprecio, la desconsideraci\u00f3n o la calumnia.<\/p>\n<p>\nPalabra del redentor y gracia divina, Mandagurr\u00edn de las tejas cetrinas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco de Zurbar\u00e1n. Virgin of the Misericordia (1634) Amiga, compa\u00f1era y camarada: \u00daltimamente solo salgo a la calle enclaustrado en una vitrina. Soy consciente de que en cualquier esquina puede haber un bichito de Wuhan dispuesto para saltarme a la nariz o a la boca. 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