{"id":606,"date":"2020-05-16T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:27:59","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:27:59","slug":"email-del-16-de-mayo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/05\/16\/email-del-16-de-mayo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 16 de mayo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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David Teniers II. A medical practitioner examining a urine flask <\/i>(17th century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\nAmiga:<\/p>\n

\u00a1Estoy tan contento! La redacci\u00f3n de El transformamiento transgresivo del transportista transfronterizo <\/i>va viento en popa. Con un poco de suerte lo terminar\u00e9 a tiempo para presentarlo al XXIII CTTTT (23\u00ba Concurso Transcendental de Textos Translimitados y Transmutativos). Un certamen donde solo tienen cabida los relatos m\u00e1s ins\u00f3litos y extravagantes. El a\u00f1o pasado me qued\u00e9 en quinto lugar con Otilia y la sintomatolog\u00eda extrapiramidal de su musculatura orofacial<\/i> y, dos a\u00f1os antes, el noveno con Un turro, dos turros, tres turros, cuatro turros, cinco turros, seis turros, siete turros, ocho turros, nueve turros, diez turros<\/i>. Seg\u00fan mi vidente, clarividente y confidente personal, Clemente \u00abel decadente\u00bb, este a\u00f1o voy a arrasar. Claro que podr\u00eda ser que arrasara otro, como siempre sucede, y yo termine en tensi\u00f3n y arrastrando otra depresi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

No obstante tengo preparado un plan B. Si no gano el concurso, asistir\u00e9 con cara amable a la recepci\u00f3n con que se honra al triunfador y orinar\u00e9 en las bebidas de los asistentes. Calculo que ciscarme en todas sin que nadie se d\u00e9 cuenta me llevar\u00e1 unas cuatro horas y media. Quiz\u00e1 cuatro horas y tres cuartos. Pero si me concentro lo suficiente puedo hacerlo en cuatro horas o incluso menos. La \u00faltima vez que hice algo parecido termin\u00e9 en urgencias con una fort\u00edsima cistitis intersticial, aunque logr\u00e9 mear en los vasos y botellas de 262 invitados.<\/p>\n

Te mantendr\u00e9 informada.<\/p>\n

\nGreg \u00abPainful urination\u00bb L\u00f3pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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