{"id":608,"date":"2020-05-15T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-15T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:00","slug":"email-del-15-de-mayo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/05\/15\/email-del-15-de-mayo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 15 de mayo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-B1peDxfXE6o\/Xr7JG0dO_HI\/AAAAAAAAoNQ\/psAUzGOGqtInk2PtGwpWxiVFq3JrvCKdwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/eee.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"884\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/eee.jpg?resize=316%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-609\" width=\"316\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Susan Spangenberg. <i>Straitjacket fetus<\/i> (2015)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Hoy hace 14 a\u00f1os, tres meses y ocho d\u00edas que esa parte corporal espec\u00edfica del hombre que a menudo se encabrita para demostrar lo indemostrable, o simplemente por capricho, se irgui\u00f3 y se irgui\u00f3 y se irgui\u00f3 hasta cotas nunca alcanzadas y casi imposibles. Lo siento, no puedo ser mas preciso, pues me consta que este blog es seguido por un gran n\u00famero de menores de medio mundo cuando los mayores que conviven con ellos est\u00e1n demasiado ocupados visitando blogs especializados en determinadas y sorprendentes parafilias. En realidad solo quer\u00eda que supieses lo que le sucedi\u00f3 a Filodendr\u00edn, pues cada vez que hablo contigo siento que no soy demasiado sincero. Al final acab\u00e9 encerrado en una cl\u00ednica privada de psicolog\u00eda sexual donde me pusieron unos calzoncillos de fuerza y me sometieron a diversos estudios y tocamientos a lo largo de varias semanas. Por si no sabes lo que son los calzoncillos de fuerza te dir\u00e9 que son como una camisa de fuerza, solo que fabricados fundamentalmente para inmovilizar penes implacables o iracundos.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora me siento mucho m\u00e1s tranquilo y descansado. Eres una mujer excepcional y s\u00e9 que comprender\u00e1s mi caso, aunque tambi\u00e9n creo que a partir de ahora mirar\u00e1s mi bragueta con ojos aterrorizados. Pero puedo jurar sobre la biograf\u00eda de Charles Manson que dicho ataque falo-fren\u00e9tico solo se ha vuelto a repetir en 41 ocasiones desde entonces. \u00a1No llega ni a tres veces al a\u00f1o!<\/p>\n<p>Go\u00f1i Pepero\u00f1i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan Spangenberg. Straitjacket fetus (2015) Amiga: Hoy hace 14 a\u00f1os, tres meses y ocho d\u00edas que esa parte corporal espec\u00edfica del hombre que a menudo se encabrita para demostrar lo indemostrable, o simplemente por capricho, se irgui\u00f3 y se irgui\u00f3 y se irgui\u00f3 hasta cotas nunca alcanzadas y casi imposibles. Lo siento, no puedo ser [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/eee.jpg?fit=316%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}