{"id":610,"date":"2020-05-14T02:19:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:00","slug":"email-del-14-de-mayo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/05\/14\/email-del-14-de-mayo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de mayo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-F4-TVQV3N_A\/Xryq9oQo5AI\/AAAAAAAAoM0\/9VSuIqUzSkIlstYELbxbdR8uWuURAOwbgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/ab0fb0192879f822f596fbdb5df9c47f-01.jpeg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1000\" data-original-width=\"782\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ab0fb0192879f822f596fbdb5df9c47f-01.jpeg?resize=312%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-611\" width=\"312\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">JLM. Dinky <i>Dinky posando<\/i> (1996)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nMe di un golpecito&#8230; bueno, la verdad es que me arre\u00e9 un guantazo de campeonato en toda la mand\u00edbula. Necesitaba despejarme lo m\u00e1s r\u00e1pidamente posible. Si hubiera tenido algo de caf\u00e9 o de t\u00e9 negro, seguramente los hubiera utilizado, aunque sigo creyendo en las \u00abautohostias\u00bb, que es como denominaba el individuo genial y extraordinario que se ocultaba detr\u00e1s del cript\u00f3nimo JLM a los sopapos dirigidos contra uno mismo. En realidad Jos\u00e9 Linares Mart\u00edn era criador de h\u00e1msteres y su inclusi\u00f3n en este texto es mucho m\u00e1s que circunstancial. Siempre me fascin\u00f3 c\u00f3mo manejaba los t\u00e9rminos cricetinos, tanto en castellano como en los ocho idiomas que dominaba a la perfecci\u00f3n. A continuaci\u00f3n transcribir\u00e9 el tercer p\u00e1rrafo del cuarto cap\u00edtulo de su primer libro <i>Dingolondangos a mis Mesocricetus<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><i>Despu\u00e9s de ense\u00f1arle a pensar como un ser humano, trat\u00e9 de que se comportara como un ser humano. \u00a1Y lo consegu\u00ed!, aunque me llev\u00f3 m\u00e1s de tres a\u00f1os de duro esfuerzo. Estoy hablando de mi h\u00e1mster Dinky Dinky, hijo de Dado Dado y Dinca Dinca. El problema comenz\u00f3 cuando se empe\u00f1\u00f3 en matricularse en la Facultad de Derecho y me pidi\u00f3 que hablara con el rector para que le permitieran llevar su rueda de ejercicio silenciosa de madera. Afortunadamente cambi\u00f3 de parecer cuando le present\u00e9 a Rini Rini, hija de Ribo Ribo y Rajaonarimampianina Rajaonarimampianina. Por cierto, el nombre que le puse a la madre de Rini Rini es el m\u00e1s largo que he puesto jam\u00e1s a cualquiera de mis roedores, pero creo que era absurdamente l\u00f3gico ya que ese ejemplar me lo proporcion\u00f3 un renombrado coleccionista malgache de h\u00e1msteres, jerbos y otros roedores.&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>________________________________<br \/>\n<i>-Dingolondangos a mis Mesocricetus<\/i> de JLM puede ser adquirido en Amazon, eBay, Alibaba, Abacus, Relibrea, Fnac y Casa del Libro.<br \/>\n&#8211;<i>Dingolondangos a mis Mesocricetus II<\/i>&nbsp;no puede ser adquirido porque no existe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JLM. Dinky Dinky posando (1996) Me di un golpecito&#8230; bueno, la verdad es que me arre\u00e9 un guantazo de campeonato en toda la mand\u00edbula. Necesitaba despejarme lo m\u00e1s r\u00e1pidamente posible. Si hubiera tenido algo de caf\u00e9 o de t\u00e9 negro, seguramente los hubiera utilizado, aunque sigo creyendo en las \u00abautohostias\u00bb, que es como denominaba el 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