{"id":638,"date":"2020-04-30T09:15:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T09:15:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:10","slug":"email-del-30-de-abril-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/04\/30\/email-del-30-de-abril-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de abril 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-P6UrsPjnkUQ\/XqqVfAwuDRI\/AAAAAAAAn-E\/9myHT4qMEOc_r9ac8DD8wSJ9xu38rfRrACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/edge-of-the-pond-1873.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"342\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"227\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/edge-of-the-pond-1873.jpg?resize=400%2C227&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-639\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Charles-Francois Daubigny. <i>Edge of the pond <\/i>(1873)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Ayer, a \u00faltima hora de la tarde, mientras esperaba que el enema que me hab\u00eda aplicado hiciera efecto, escrib\u00ed tres cuentecitos existenciales. El primero, titulado <i>La poza del infierno<\/i> trata sobre un pobre tipo que un d\u00eda, mientras pasea por la calle, se encuentra un prepucio disecado que tiene voluntad propia y que le obliga a cantar el coro de la canci\u00f3n de los a\u00f1os sesenta de Miguel R\u00edos titulada <i>El r\u00edo<\/i>, ya sabes el \u00abmasiu masiu masiu siu siu siu\u00bb. El segundo, <i>La charca del cielo<\/i> relata las tribulaciones por las que tuvo que pasar un joven poco atribulado cuando se entera de que su madre en realidad no es su padre, y que a su padre, que aunque es madre, no es su madre, le encanta succionar. \u00a1Succionar! No sorber o absorber. Ni siquiera chupar o chupetear.&nbsp; Y durante los \u00faltimos 25 a\u00f1os ha succionado y succionado sin llegar a expulsar y expulsar. El tercero, <i>El cenagal del purgatorio<\/i>, trata sobre una anciana de 19 a\u00f1os, es decir, sobre una anciana que ya lleva 19 a\u00f1os siendo anciana. Por supuesto para escribir este \u00faltimo relato me he basado en la obra del doctor Ram\u00edrez Ram\u00edrez Ram\u00edrez, tambi\u00e9n conocido como Ram\u00edrez\u00b3, geriatra afamado y coleccionista de campos magn\u00e9ticos, cuyos ensayos sobre la vejez <i>N\u00e1usea<\/i> y <i>N\u00e1usea repugnante <\/i>causaron furor entre los adolescentes rebeldes hace unos pocos a\u00f1os.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charles-Francois Daubigny. Edge of the pond (1873) Amiga: Ayer, a \u00faltima hora de la tarde, mientras esperaba que el enema que me hab\u00eda aplicado hiciera efecto, escrib\u00ed tres cuentecitos existenciales. El primero, titulado La poza del infierno trata sobre un pobre tipo que un d\u00eda, mientras pasea por la calle, se encuentra un prepucio disecado 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