{"id":648,"date":"2020-04-25T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-25T09:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:13","slug":"email-del-25-de-abril-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/04\/25\/email-del-25-de-abril-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 25 de abril 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-i4oflI-PpHI\/XqQDC4fSiFI\/AAAAAAAAn8s\/aA0XqNsIYiYnm2R4xp_vUv2t8gN69NpQQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/Willows_at_Sunset_1888_Vincent_van_Gogh.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1000\" data-original-width=\"1066\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Willows_at_Sunset_1888_Vincent_van_Gogh.jpg?resize=400%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-649\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Willows at sunset <\/i>(1888)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>\u00abLa asimetr\u00eda parcial en el vello ubicado en el monte de venus p\u00e9lvico le provocaba una serie de trastornos somatomorfos que inclu\u00edan dolores en las papilas gustativas e inflamaci\u00f3n del crux h\u00e9lix, antih\u00e9lix, trago y meato auditivo. Los dolores en las papilas gustativas e inflamaci\u00f3n del crux h\u00e9lix, antih\u00e9lix, trago y meato auditivo le ocasionaban una severa dismorfofobia de la cual solo se pod\u00eda recuperar inyect\u00e1ndose varios mililitros de sedantes de uso veterinario como Butomidor o Dexmopet. Por supuesto, cuando esto suced\u00eda, sus posibilidades de lograr una postura erguida se ve\u00edan seriamente mermadas y en ocasiones permanec\u00eda en posici\u00f3n semiprona durante d\u00edas. Al verse afectadas sus posibilidades de lograr una postura erguida y tener que permanecer en posici\u00f3n semiprona durante varias jornadas, sus probabilidades de convertirse en algo parecido a un viejo aparador sin ruedas ni puertas aumentaban de forma exponencial sus temores a morir olvidado por todos y todas. Los todos nunca le importaron demasiado, pero las todas a las que alguna vez am\u00f3, pre\u00f1\u00f3 y pag\u00f3 el aborto en varias cl\u00ednicas privadas se entromet\u00edan en sus sue\u00f1os dexmedetomid\u00ednicos\u00bb.&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>El p\u00e1rrafo anterior pertenece a mi \u00faltima novela titulada <i>Hombre aquejado de histeria, neurastenia y furor uterino mirando por la ventana.<\/i> Todos los lectores del blog que deseen poseer un ejemplar firmado por su autor, es decir yo, Greg L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez, solo tienen que cerrar los ojos con todas sus fuerzas y desear un volumen firmado. S\u00e9 que algunos no podr\u00e1n llegar al final con el ejercicio volitivo y se tendr\u00e1n que contentar con un apestoso libro de Javier Mar\u00edas o Juan Manuel de Prada, aunque eso les obligar\u00e1 a cerrar los ojos en el futuro con mayor energ\u00eda y a desear algo de una manera mucho m\u00e1s s\u00f3lida y constante. Porque solo siendo firme se llega a mi coraz\u00f3n fr\u00edo, calculador, codicioso y literariamente aliterante. Sin embargo, los pocos leyentes y seguidores de mi bit\u00e1cora que consigan desear con todas sus fuerzas una copia firmada, la recibir\u00e1n en sus domicilios previo pago \u00edntegro de su importe.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh. Willows at sunset (1888) \u00abLa asimetr\u00eda parcial en el vello ubicado en el monte de venus p\u00e9lvico le provocaba una serie de trastornos somatomorfos que inclu\u00edan dolores en las papilas gustativas e inflamaci\u00f3n del crux h\u00e9lix, antih\u00e9lix, trago y meato auditivo. Los dolores en las papilas gustativas e inflamaci\u00f3n del crux h\u00e9lix, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":649,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Willows_at_Sunset_1888_Vincent_van_Gogh.jpg?fit=400%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}