{"id":658,"date":"2020-04-16T02:08:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-16T02:08:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:19","slug":"email-del-16-de-abril-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/04\/16\/email-del-16-de-abril-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 16 de abril 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-pO1CJg2_gAw\/Xpe8C-t3qOI\/AAAAAAAAn1Q\/FSMFhILb0rcvokFefmxH3P8vlf7qSsQ_wCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/f4ee507e3ae526ee741731c9c5740e8d.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1005\" data-original-width=\"1500\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/f4ee507e3ae526ee741731c9c5740e8d.jpg?resize=400%2C267&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-659\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">William Michael Harnett. <i>Still life writing table <\/i>(1877)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>No existe ninguna duda de que el crujido que oigo cada vez que me levanto de cualquier silla proviene de cada una de esas sillas y no de mis huesos. Lo que verdaderamente me extra\u00f1a es que hasta hace unos pocos a\u00f1os esas sillas no hac\u00edan el menor ruido. Acomodado en algunos de esos asientos he escrito los tres libros que me han catapultado a lo m\u00e1s alto del panorama literario plutoniano cosmoenerg\u00e9tico: <i>Cumplea\u00f1os desliz<\/i>, <i>Metedura de lata<\/i> y <i>No tengo pelos en la tregua<\/i>. Sin embargo creo que ha llegado la hora de visitar la tienda de muebles m\u00e1s cercana a mi hogar para comprar otro conjunto de sillas modernas de comedor, pues es en esa estancia donde suelo pensar, desarrollar y escribir mis plutonianos cosmoenerg\u00e9ticos textos.<\/p>\n<p>Recuerdo cuando manuscrib\u00ed mi primer ensayo de juventud titulado <i>Palitos<\/i> en casa de mis padres. Ten\u00eda 17 a\u00f1os y el mundo por delante. A esa obra le siguieron&nbsp;<i>Piedrecitas<\/i> y <i>Palitos y piedrecitas<\/i>. Una vez abandonado el nido familiar me sum\u00ed en una etapa de creaci\u00f3n realmente fruct\u00edfera y en un periodo de tres meses escrib\u00ed cuatro novelas, dos poemarios, siete libros de cuentos y nueve ensayos pertenecientes a lo que llam\u00e9 \u00abmi periodo geom\u00e9trico\u00bb. De todo ese conjunto de vol\u00famenes destacar\u00eda <i>Dodecagonal imperfecto <\/i>y <i>Balsameras cuadriformes<\/i>. Pero no fue hasta que se public\u00f3 mi siguiente libro, que en realidad era una recopilaci\u00f3n de p\u00e1rrafos pertenecientes a <i>Palitos y piedrecitas<\/i> y <i>Balsameras rectangulares<\/i>, cuando pas\u00e9 de ser un completo desconocido a un perfecto ignorado. Para celebrar mi fracaso como hombre y artista escrib\u00ed <i>B\u00e1lano sampaku<\/i>, que se convirti\u00f3 en un esc\u00e1ndalo internacional por el que fui vetado sin compasi\u00f3n durante una largu\u00edsima d\u00e9cada.<\/p>\n<p>Afortunadamente supe reinventarme y en el a\u00f1o 2002 desarroll\u00e9 y perfeccion\u00e9 el movimiento plutoniano cosmoenerg\u00e9tico. Mi primer tratado titulado <i>Gato por fiebre <\/i>se convirti\u00f3 en un \u00e9xito arrollador. En los a\u00f1os sucesivos publiqu\u00e9 <i>Tener la sart\u00e9n por el fango<\/i>, <i>En menos que canta un callo<\/i>, <i>No est\u00e1 el horno para chollos<\/i>, <i>Al pie del mu\u00f1\u00f3n<\/i>, <i>Contigo pan y bambolla<\/i>, y los anteriormente mencionados, <i>Cumplea\u00f1os desliz<\/i>, <i>Metedura de lata <\/i>y <i>No tengo pelos en la tregua<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>En estos momentos estoy escribiendo mi primera novela en ingl\u00e9s a la que seguramente titular\u00e9 <i>Mr. Nathaniel Cooper, chairman of the New Hampshire Agricultural Committee, has been slaughtered and his entrails used to make sausages<\/i>. Por supuesto, se trata de una historia de terror tanatol\u00f3gica, nosol\u00f3gica, criminol\u00f3gica y ontol\u00f3gica repleta de pasiones prohibidas, desbordadas e irrefrenables. El argumento es tan sencillo que por momentos resulta extremadamente complicado, no obstante voy a intentar enmara\u00f1arlo hasta el paroxismo para que al final parezca asequible y francamente elemental.<\/p>\n<p>Te mantendr\u00e9 enjalmada&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William Michael Harnett. Still life writing table (1877) Querida: No existe ninguna duda de que el crujido que oigo cada vez que me levanto de cualquier silla proviene de cada una de esas sillas y no de mis huesos. Lo que verdaderamente me extra\u00f1a es que hasta hace unos pocos a\u00f1os esas sillas no hac\u00edan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":659,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/f4ee507e3ae526ee741731c9c5740e8d.jpg?fit=400%2C268&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}