{"id":672,"date":"2020-04-06T14:59:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:22","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:22","slug":"email-del-6-de-abril-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/04\/06\/email-del-6-de-abril-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de abril 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-QQ0E6owg-pM\/XotAbOwkVfI\/AAAAAAAAnY8\/wpTK7YSwqTouU80dgpxppbEhwLvutY3EACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/ASH_ASHM_WA1942_18-001.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"596\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"297\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/ASH_ASHM_WA1942_18-001.jpg?resize=400%2C297&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-673\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Trophime Bigot. <i>A physician with a urine sample <\/i>(1633)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Cuando mezclo azul y rojo obtengo una tonalidad viol\u00e1cea que me recuerda al v\u00f3mito producido por la inhalaci\u00f3n reiterada de formaldeh\u00eddo. Sin embargo cuando mezclo azul y verde el resultado es un azul verdoso y francamente sucio similar a la pulpa del <i>stridojoso<\/i>, el fruto delet\u00e9reo que solo existe en mis m\u00e1s horripilantes pesadillas. Por esa raz\u00f3n, desde hace alg\u00fan tiempo solo mezclo vodka Stolichnaya y vodka Tsarskaya. Algunas veces a la mezcla resultante le a\u00f1ado unos centilitros de alcohol et\u00edlico y un chorrito de poit\u00edn. El resultado casi siempre es el mismo: p\u00e9rdida total de conciencia.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando me encuentro en esa lamentable condici\u00f3n suelo mearme encima. Afortunadamente mi orina huele a <i>savon de Marseille<\/i>, aunque a decir verdad, eso me ha tra\u00eddo bastantes problemas, pues en cuantiosas ocasiones, despu\u00e9s de despertarme de una cogorza realmente impresionante he tenido que separar a numerosos individuos de ambos sexos que se encontraban como drogados y alucinados respirando alrededor de mis orinientas partes \u00edntimas.<\/p>\n<p>Se han hecho un par de estudios (<i>off the record<\/i>) sobre las propiedades de mis micciones, pero los resultados no han sido determinantes. En la segunda investigaci\u00f3n, que todav\u00eda no se ha dado por finalizada, los \u00e1nimos de los cient\u00edficos est\u00e1n por los suelos. Algunos creen que en lugar de estudiar las meadas de un alcoh\u00f3lico putero deber\u00edan estar junto a sus mujeres e hijos y el resto cree que tambi\u00e9n deber\u00edan estar junto a las mujeres (pero sin los hijos) del grupo anterior, ya que sus propias parejas han envejecido de una manera extraordinariamente dram\u00e1tica y cuando apagan las luces de sus dormitorios sienten miedo cerval.<\/p>\n<p>Sea como fuere, mis tajadas obedecen a un acto de fe suprema. Cada vez que cojo una melopea, lo hago porque como pros\u00e9lito humanista estoy obligado a distribuir parte del amor que atesoro. Poco importa que las porciones de ese amor salgan de mi cuerpo transformadas en sales minerales y urea. Supongo que como partidaria incondicional de la parafilia denominada lluvia dorada estar\u00e1s completamente de acuerdo.<\/p>\n<p>Greg \u00abVejiga\u00bb P\u00e9rez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trophime Bigot. A physician with a urine sample (1633) Hola: Cuando mezclo azul y rojo obtengo una tonalidad viol\u00e1cea que me recuerda al v\u00f3mito producido por la inhalaci\u00f3n reiterada de formaldeh\u00eddo. Sin embargo cuando mezclo azul y verde el resultado es un azul verdoso y francamente sucio similar a la pulpa del stridojoso, el fruto [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":673,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/ASH_ASHM_WA1942_18-001.jpg?fit=400%2C298&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}