{"id":678,"date":"2020-04-03T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:24","slug":"email-del-3-de-abril-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/04\/03\/email-del-3-de-abril-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de abril 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-PYnTYRBFHQk\/XoeBf-YY2dI\/AAAAAAAAnPs\/y32qAst4B88RNDyWm1srbSg4TibhOhmKACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/odysseus-lands-at-beach-of-hades.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"551\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/odysseus-lands-at-beach-of-hades.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C293&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-679\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Theodoor van Thulden. <i>Odysseus lands at beach of Hades <\/i>(XVII cent)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Acabo de amolar un reborde del compartimento adyacente. Si quieres que te sea asquerosamente sincero no me siento demasiado satisfecho con el trabajo, pues estoy muy lejos de ser un experto, pero est\u00e1 claro que alguien deb\u00eda hacerlo y yo soy el \u00fanico residente en mi domicilio. En realidad hubiera sido peor tener que lubricar alguna de las juntas de los numerosos \u00e9mbolos de mi extensa y envidiada colecci\u00f3n de cilindros. Cuando termine de escribir este RE-RE-E (revitalizante y reverberante email) intentar\u00e9 trasladar las rejillas de retorno estructuralmente defectuosas hasta la plataforma rectangular que en estos d\u00edas hace de contenedor, y despu\u00e9s me preparar\u00e9 una infusi\u00f3n de ac\u00f3nito.<\/p>\n<p>Pero no quiero que pienses que el azote COVID-nineteen me est\u00e1 pasando factura. Mis d\u00edas son absolutamente id\u00e9nticos a los anteriores a la pandemia, aunque mis noches actuales est\u00e1n repletas de onanismo marrano y pensamientos canibalescos.<\/p>\n<p>Desde el r\u00edo Aquer\u00f3n te aprecia,<\/p>\n<p>\nCaronte L\u00f3pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theodoor van Thulden. Odysseus lands at beach of Hades (XVII cent) Amiga: Acabo de amolar un reborde del compartimento adyacente. Si quieres que te sea asquerosamente sincero no me siento demasiado satisfecho con el trabajo, pues estoy muy lejos de ser un experto, pero est\u00e1 claro que alguien deb\u00eda hacerlo y yo soy el \u00fanico 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