{"id":684,"date":"2020-03-30T17:34:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:25","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:25","slug":"email-del-30-de-marzo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/03\/30\/email-del-30-de-marzo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de marzo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-QtB5eWEf4uc\/XoIs4EgBD3I\/AAAAAAAAnO4\/rECNtXfKkxI_YsmHIytTIYjpAX1YmCVfACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/200127222836-coronavirus-full-169.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"900\" data-original-width=\"1600\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/200127222836-coronavirus-full-169.jpg?resize=400%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-685\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Autor desconocido. <i>Coronavirus de los cojones <\/i>(Siglo XXI)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>La presencia de ciertas justificaciones m\u00e1s o menos aprensivas o hipocondriacas a\u00f1aden una enorme riqueza a mis continuas s\u00faplicas y perturbadores lloriqueos antiCOVID-19. Si quieres saber cu\u00e1les son esas excusas argumentales no dejes de comprar y leer mi pr\u00f3ximo libro que saldr\u00e1 a la venta la segunda quincena de septiembre con el t\u00edtulo <i>Creo que he visto un lindo coronaviruscito<\/i>. Pero, supongamos que no quieres salir a la calle a comprar mi libro en septiembre. \u00a1Ni siquiera en octubre o noviembre! Quiz\u00e1, porque hayas sucumbido al bichito o a la intubaci\u00f3n, o simplemente porque te importan un comino mis textos. Si eso sucediese podr\u00eda comprender que fallecieses en la oscura soledad de un hiperesterilizado hospital de campa\u00f1a, pero no podr\u00eda admitir bajo ning\u00fan concepto que ninguneases mi magistral y fabuloso uso del lenguaje.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d1eg L. P\u00e9rez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autor desconocido. Coronavirus de los cojones (Siglo XXI) Hola: La presencia de ciertas justificaciones m\u00e1s o menos aprensivas o hipocondriacas a\u00f1aden una enorme riqueza a mis continuas s\u00faplicas y perturbadores lloriqueos antiCOVID-19. Si quieres saber cu\u00e1les son esas excusas argumentales no dejes de comprar y leer mi pr\u00f3ximo libro que saldr\u00e1 a la venta la 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