{"id":688,"date":"2020-03-27T19:06:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:26","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:26","slug":"email-del-27-de-marzo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/03\/27\/email-del-27-de-marzo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 27 de marzo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-9BM8GyRl6Zk\/Xn5NGMsjE0I\/AAAAAAAAnOQ\/fS-dUYtC8igNtSHIDJRe3EYGZL6pz_9dgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/man-illogical-figures-of-men-and-women-1916.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"287\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-illogical-figures-of-men-and-women-1916.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=191%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-689\" width=\"191\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Kazimir Malevich.<i> Illogical figure of a man <\/i>(1916)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>El primer ejemplo que se conoce de poes\u00eda incomprensible corresponde a <i>\u00abSobshbrimeij\u00bb<\/i>, poemario escrito en el siglo XI por un autor an\u00f3nimo. Aunque solo se conservan cuatro versos completos y tres incompletos y todav\u00eda nadie ha sido capaz de traducirlos o descifrarlos, se sabe a ciencia cierta que pertenecen a una autentica obra maestra. Tratar\u00e9 de copiarte dichos versos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>VERSOS COMPLETOS<br \/>\nS<i>ufulo ef injata li ojn li frofaben<\/i><br \/>\n<i>cahalab li potomo ino subt do frana<\/i><br \/>\n<i>yj drosod li trash onja insunaken<\/i><br \/>\n<i>rosantura il meseftu ohlo frusu barana<\/i><\/p>\n<p>VERSOS INCOMPLETOS<br \/>\n<i>Quiehe &#8212; &#8212; &#8212;- frutuflin &#8212;- porbo<\/i><br \/>\n<i>&#8212;ahnjaniva basal &#8212;- il mordingia&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>gursabodilik &#8212;&#8211; &#8212;&#8212; &#8212;- &#8212; &#8212;-&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Te cuento esto porque el pr\u00f3ximo mes de mayo, si el coronavirus lo permite, van a ser publicados en una recopilaci\u00f3n de textos incongruentes junto a algunos de los mejores autores de prosa o versos incoherentes, absurdos e ininteligibles como Morsl P\u00e9rez de LL, Carlos Slas Porropo o L. P. Mus Sus, tambi\u00e9n conocido por \u00abel Morenillo de Artafernes\u00bb. \u00bfAdivinas a quien han solicitado un peque\u00f1o pr\u00f3logo? Efectivamente, a m\u00ed. Como eres mi amiga desde hace 45 a\u00f1os y solo mi enemiga durante&nbsp; los \u00faltimos siete meses voy a copiarte los dos primeros p\u00e1rrafos de dicho pre\u00e1mbulo para que certifiques mi ingenio y originalidad.<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abNo pod\u00eda negarme a hacer una escueta presentaci\u00f3n de \u00abFosolafrias y estacolehenes\u00bb, selecci\u00f3n de escritos, relatos y tratados filos\u00f3ficos escritos en idiomas inventados por algunos de los mejores y m\u00e1s obviados autores espa\u00f1oles. Supongo que alg\u00fan avezado lector se preguntar\u00e1 a qui\u00e9n pertenece el t\u00edtulo de la compilaci\u00f3n y si en realidad quiere decir algo. La respuesta es tan simple como la respuesta del \u00abrostre\u00f1ero anlisma\u00bb al \u00abbuzucardo nofo\u00bb en la narraci\u00f3n \u00abGoliencia prismotida infonaca\u00bb del maravilloso L. P. Mus Sus. Pero hab\u00eda que inventar un ep\u00edgrafe y se me pidi\u00f3 graciosamente a m\u00ed la tarea\u00bb.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>\u00ab<\/i><i>Cada edad tiene sus infinitas aproximaciones al universo y el g\u00e9nero literario inconexo y enmara\u00f1ado son parte de las aproximaciones del ayer y del hoy. Si he de ser sincero confieso que prefiero la literatura prefabricada con vocablos que todo el mundo comprende, pero no por esa misma raz\u00f3n, es decir, por ser capaz de asimilarla, sino porque es mucho m\u00e1s sencillo resumir una obra coherente, racional y sensata si se es un aut\u00e9ntico harag\u00e1n negligente como lo es el que escribe este \u00abnusfrutoso\u00bb pr\u00f3logo\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kazimir Malevich. Illogical figure of a man (1916) Querida: El primer ejemplo que se conoce de poes\u00eda incomprensible corresponde a \u00abSobshbrimeij\u00bb, poemario escrito en el siglo XI por un autor an\u00f3nimo. Aunque solo se conservan cuatro versos completos y tres incompletos y todav\u00eda nadie ha sido capaz de traducirlos o descifrarlos, se sabe a ciencia 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